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Well, back when I was the dictator of a small island nation, I would cut off the tongues of anyone that I caught committing a falsehood.
When I moved into my 50 acre estate in LA, I naturally couldn't behave like that anymore. Thus, I became govenor. After a successful run, I left to become a recluse in a shack in Wyoming. It is there that I still live today....
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"I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."
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