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Passed on from my professor...
Little Johnny and his mother are at the airport, getting ready to board a plane. Johnny looks out the window and sees all the planes.
He tugs on his mom's jacket and asks, "Mom, if Big people have little people and Big animals have little animals, how come Big planes don't have little planes?"
Flustered, his mom tries to think of a response. After a couple seconds, she hopes he has forgotten about it, and pretends she didn't hear.
A few minutes later, Johnny asks again. Unable to come up with a good answer, Johnny's mom says "Why don't you ask the stewardness on the plane?"
Once they're on the plane, the stewardess comes by with the peanuts and drinks. Johnny asks her "If Big people have little people, and Big animals have little animals, how come Big planes don't have little planes?"
The stewardess looks and Johnny and says, "Did your mom tell you to ask me this?" Johnny nods. The stewardess says "Well, you can just tell your mom it's because Southwest always pulls out on time!"
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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna
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