Got to love the IRC channel:
analog: phred: why, are you borrowing her vagina today?
onodrim: lol, borrowing her vagine
phredgreen: ?
analog: because you won't go see the movie! go see the f'ing movie!
analog: did i just type f'ing?
onodrim: apparently
* analog sighs
phredgreen: maybe i'm slow... are you trying to say that i'm being less of a man because i fear the wrath of my otherwise sweet and loving (hi baby! reading logs again?) girlfriend?