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"If you've never been caught, you don't do it enough."
Isn't that what they say? I don't know. Anyway, years of experience prevent getting caught. I had a roommate in college that would come in a little too quickly sometimes. I always locked the door to our room after a bit and after many years, he got used to the fact that the door to our room would always be locked and I got to know the specific sound of his keys jiggling as he pulled them from his pocket steps from the door.
Not speaking of pleasuring ones self though... many years ago in what feels like a lifetime ago, I was caught/nearly caught/caught and they just pretended it didn't happen many times by my parents or her parents. The her being my now wife. I remember my father had a bad habit of bursting in on us hurriedly, but trying to be nonchalant, and we got so good at hiding things (at least I hope we were ) that we knew when he was coming. Though he did open the door once while we were watching a movie and her head was "in my lap". We readjusted very quickly and he just sort of babbled something and said, "well, good night " and turned around and left. =D
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I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. - (supposedly) Peter Nguyen, internet hero
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