Can't say that I've ever been caught... in order to be caught doing that I'd have to be doing it to begin with, right?
There've been a few times I've nearly been caught having sex or about to have sex though... those times can be just as embarrassing...
I've also been fortunate enough to never 'catch' anyone... not sure what substance this whole post had... I haven't slept or eaten in a while...
*walks away mumbling...farking astrocloud