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Well...not my friend. My mom's "friend."
She's this 55-60 year old hag that invites herself to our houses every once in a while. We don't mind having unvited guests, but every time she comes, its around DINNER time!! Its our family time dammit!! It's like she's trying to scrub off our food, 9 times out of 10 times of intrusion, she eats with us.
Ok..my dad and the rest of the family don't mind her about that part either. The worst part about her is that she talks too much and too loud. In the long "conversations" between her and my mom (a couple hours long) all I can hear my mom say is "yeahhh, yeahh" and so on and that bitch do the rest of the talking.
My dad and the rest of the family hated her so every time she comes, we all get up from the table and leave to give her the obvious hint that we don't want her. My dad would tell it to her face and my sibs and I would too, but my mom won't let us, plus that bitch got a big mouth, she'll go around spread rumors about us.
done ranting....phewwwww
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
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