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This is going to sound funny, but my latest GF and I went to a sex shop a couple weeks ago and I bought this crazy vibrator.
The best way I can describe it is that it's shaped like a dick but the shaft of the dick rotates in a circular motion sort of by this sort of rotating steel ball bearing assembly inside it.
Then there is this sort of panda bear looking attachment on the base of the thing with the bear's tongue sticking out and that thing vibrates to stimulate her clit (7 different settings from vibrate to pulsate)
Anyway, it's quite a piece of engineering and she LOVES it. We were using it last weekend and afterwards I was washing it and some water got into the control switch assembly.
I took the batteries out.
They sort of fit in this plastic cartridge and then you clip them into the base of the dick.
Anyway, I was all spazzed out and dropped the damn cartridge and it fucking broke.
We used the thing twice and it cost just over a hundred bucks.
So I am thinking, "hmm, do I take it back???"
What do I tell them??
Will they even take it back?? (I wouldn't if I was them)
So I tried epoxying the plastic pieces together with lepages 5 minute epoxy.
I let it sit overnight and when i went to clip in the battaries, it just came apart in about 5 seconds.
So now i have this vibrating / rotating panda bear cock thing that doesn't work anymore.
I was wondering if i could order a new tray.
Maybe I will have to try and source some of that super glue.
Strange but true story.
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