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Old 04-05-2004, 10:21 AM   #62 (permalink)
micah67
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Allow them to move in to the garage and ONLY the garage. Be accommodating: Set up cots, get them a microwave, run a garden hose into the garage, rent a porta-pot... Hint that you might, occasionally, invite them in for a meal (“how about every other Tuesday?”). Assuming you have a door from the garage to the back yard, switch the lock so it’s on the other side, effectively locking them out of the back yard.

If they move in, keep a garage-door remote hidden and occasionally open it in the middle of the night.
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