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lookie here bra, imma keep this as real as a prostate exam.....
you like girls, yes? good. you aint gay, right? so you are hetero, not bi or homo then....
there are many reasons you need to be in SOME (and I cant stress this enough) type of relationship starting from now until you go to your grave....
A) you need to pass down your family name, ie, your family will one day, ONE DAY expect to see grandchildren, and to get those you need to procreate like a mofo. fornicate like crazy, in other words, SEX. unless you have a biological brother from your real daddy, you better pass down your daddy's seed, alright partner?
B) your significant other.....(JAMES BROWN - THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD music playing in the background....) does not have to BE your SO right there and then..... you have at least one female best friend, right? good..... you cant say that you are not in a relationship with someone if you can RELATE with such person some way..... in general, you ARE in a relationship with your lady friends, whether you just talk with them, or you go out and have dinner or a simple lunch date of some sort with a woman...
C) booty buddies..... if youve never had one or dont have one now (which id say no) try to get one........ they are good not only relieving certain "stresses" but you can see them as a "friend with benefits". Luis here to my right luvs them hoes and wishes he had two of them... he feels like a kid in a candy store when he sees his girl and just gets freaky. bastard ...... it doesnt hurt to have a booty buddy, man. i KNOW you'd like to slap a girl's ass at some party if you had the chance and she'd let you. who knows, maybe she'll respond positively to that and maybe subconsciously, you'd be like "wow..... I like that reaction...." that's bound to get u hard, dude. maybe you get somethin goin on with that honey, whether it's just for fun or you might actually get to know her a bit and see that something about her just sparks your interest in her and want to get to know her better, not just physically anymore but intellectually. maybe the broad gots brain, dawg. uh oh, writer's block.....
DUDE, you cant be alone for the rest of your life. there is only so much that you can discover about yourself BY yourself. you need to have someone there with you to help you realize how you really are through someone else's eyes. it's bound to help you see the kind of person you really are. (whispers: youre not uncle scrooge from the xmas carol are ya? cuz boy if you are there is always a woman who will put up with your crap to a certain extent and then just go off on you and let you know what she thinks about you...... fuck it, i want a beer. im outta here man. oh, and remember: unless you can see yourself as a ladies' man in the future, REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING: if the girl's car is more expensive than yours or looks better, you probably wont last being with her, ie high-maintenance..... but you work for THE MAN, man. go get yourslef an armored car and hit the cabarets, for cryin out loud..... shit, my beer is hot.
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