I wanna be teacher's pet (or ya know, pet teacher...)
ARG!!
So, I want to fuck my philosophy professor...yes, my MARRIED philosophy professor. He's so cute! Not in a conventional kind of way...a sort-of nerdy kind of way...he talks with his hands, and he has this beautiful smile. Oh, and he's brilliant. If he weren't married, I'd probably be stalking him during his office hours. "Oh, I need some extra help..."
Anyone else have/had a crush on a teacher? Ever seduced a teacher? Ever offered to do "extra credit" for a grade?
And...any suggestions on how to make it through to the end of the semester? I can't skip class, and it's getting harder and harder to not be obvious...I already sit in class with a dumbass grin plastered on my face.
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