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Old 03-31-2004, 10:36 AM   #34 (permalink)
water_boy1999
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Originally posted by sillygirl
This is probably the best/sweetest evar!




Damn, mine is similar when at a dance club:

Me: Would you like to dance"
Her: No thanks (with a look of bitchiness)
Me: I think you didn't hear me...I said, "You look fat in those pants"

-or-

Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.
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