2 on each wrist (idiocy)
1 on left arm (hit by lightning when I was about 11; I don't remember anything for a week before and after it, so don't ask)
1 left eyelid (hockey stick)
1 left big toe (split it open on a barnicle while trying to climb a dock)
1 right shoulder (not a fucking clue)
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Your arms are broken!
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