One day in school, Little Johnny's was learning about the weather. The teacher asked, "Class, can any one tell us what animal is usually depicted as a weather vane?"
Johnny's said, "Yes, they use a cock as a weather vane."
The teacher replied, "That's right Johnny, can anyone tell us why
they use a cock?"
And Johnny said, "Yes, if they used a pussy then the wind
would whistle right through."
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