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Originally posted by noahfor
I have a question. It's kind of "nasty", but I need to ask it. Whenever I have anal sex with my girlfriend some sort of wet poopy substance always ends up coming out and getting all over me. It's like poop mixed with lube. How do I stop this? I know my girlfriend won't give herself an enema or anything like that.
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I believe the phrase you need is Santorum: The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes
the byproduct of anal sex.
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I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect.
Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum:
"Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."
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