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It's one of the many cruel jokes your body plays as you age. I've never been hairy. I think I have about seven chest hairs. But now that I'm careening headlong into middle-age, I've got a hair farm started in/on my ears. My EARS forchristsakes! What sort of evolutionary advantage did my ancestors have due to their middle-age ear hair? And now that the gray hair has started to pop up, my nose hair has become more prominent.
I don't care what anybody else says, long gray nose hair is NOT cool.
Or how about this - all of a sudden, my pits stink more than my deodorant can handle. I was never a stinky guy before. Now, suddely, my pits and increased their stink and hair output. Fucking, what the fuck?!
What's up with this? If my body feels the need to produce more of something, why hair and stink? Why not a few extra inches of dick?
It's like Gallager said, "If you bought your body at Sears, you'd return it."
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