Everyone calm down.......Michael Owen is back!!!!
We believe that an Evertonian infiltrated his body and deliberately played shite for a few weeks to try and damage our Champions League assault for next season!
Either that or Houllier has told him if he doesn't start scoring soon, he'll sell his ass to a friend of his who deals in horse meat!
Watch out Wolves, you're next.
Who knows, Emille Heskey might be getting a visit from the horse meat man!
