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Originally posted by Kadath
Dude, I was born in Cleveland, the town where the river caught fire. You defend that and I'm calling the men in the white coats 
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Go south more. Say, in Columbus. Where wine flows like water, and beautiful women flock to your penis by the van full. Also, everyone here looks like golden sun gods.
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