Homer: What are you doing up Lisa?
Lisa: I had a scary dream....
Homer: Well what do you want me to do?
Lisa: Well mom usually lets me sleep in here...
Homer: Why don't you just tell me what it was about...[falls back asleep]
Lisa: Well there was this boogyman....
Homer: [wakes up frantically]...What! A boogy Man!! [goes to Barts room]
Homer: [wakes Bart up]...Now I don't mean to alarm you boy but your sister has just informed me that there may
be a boogyman or boggymen in the house!!
Bart: AAAAAAAAA!!!!
[Homer gets a gun and guards the door the rest of the night]
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