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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Lordeden

    Lordeden Part of the Problem

    Location:
    Redneckhell, NC
    I thought she was a belly button near a gigantic pair of boobs.

    *****
    Get out of my mind!
     
    Last edited: Aug 15, 2012
    Lordeden, Aug 15, 2012
    #12921
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  2. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun

    I thought her circle should be larger. At least equal to the others. In every way.
     
    Craven Morehead, Aug 15, 2012
    #12922
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  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Most, if not all of my ex-girlfriends will assure you that I can be quickly forgotten after the second drink. ;)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 15, 2012
    #12923
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  4. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I so have to use that...........
     
    Borla, Aug 15, 2012
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My network drive is down. I think I'll clean my desk...maybe file some stuff. Actually, I''ll probably just play on the interwebs.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 15, 2012
    #12925
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Do they really qualify as "girlfriends" because you bought them a drink?
     
    the_jazz, Aug 15, 2012
    #12926
  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    It's what he put in the drink that gets them that status. Fortunately the poor girls don't remember a thing after. :p
     
    Borla, Aug 15, 2012
    #12927
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  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Why did I have to roofie my own drink when I was out with MeltedMetalGlob?
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 15, 2012
    #12928
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  9. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    That was an old trick you learned from that time you went out for a drink with the_jazz , you knew your roofie was a weaker dose than what he was going to use and it helped you forget you were there before you even left.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Aug 15, 2012
    #12929
  10. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    ImageUploadedByTapatalk1345052208.365419.jpg I know this has nothing to do with nothing, but interesting nonetheless.
     
    Freetofly, Aug 15, 2012
    #12930
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  11. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I can't believe I almost forgot to say Happy 100th Birthday to Julia Child!!!! Loved her!!!
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Aug 15, 2012
    #12931
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  12. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Invested in a pharmaceutical company so don't blame me if they start the zombie apocalypse with their new drug.
     
    Jove, Aug 15, 2012
    #12932
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  13. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    *makes note to stock up on ammuntion and weapons. Do you think 10,000 hollow point .45 caliber rounds will be enough for a start?*
    also makes note to be on ZombieSquirrel 's good side as her minions might be a lot harder to dispose of if they swarm me en masse.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Aug 15, 2012
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  14. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Okay, maybe I exaggerated a little... My bar experiences were more like this, anyway:
    [​IMG]
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Aug 15, 2012
    #12934
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  15. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Why are people late for meetings THEY scheduled?
     
    SirLance, Aug 15, 2012
    #12935
  16. ring

    ring ░

    ring, Aug 15, 2012
    #12936
  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    An unfamiliar number called at 9:45 at night. No voicemail. Weird.
     
    snowy, Aug 16, 2012
    #12937
  18. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I've gotten 7 calls from some kid in Lubbock who just really wants to talk to Cal. She doesn't believe me that he's not here. It's my google voice number, too, so who knows?
     
    Japchae, Aug 16, 2012
    #12938
  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    If she calls back, tell her Cal said she was too fat and he wants someone older.
     
    Fremen, Aug 16, 2012
    #12939
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  20. Cwtch38

    Cwtch38 Bat Shit Crazy

    Location:
    Uk
    My thumb hurts :(
     
    Cwtch38, Aug 16, 2012
    #12940
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