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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    You should totally invite her to a threesome. Don't bother asking Eden beforehand. He has a penis, the answer is obvious.
     
  2. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    He'd like her. She's a redhead.


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    One of these nights, we're actually going to watch a movie on Movie Night. We DID have tacos and margaritas, however, and long nerdy conversations. Good times.
     
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  3. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Seriously...I just told an LMT I met at a bar that I had a frozen trap...she worked on it...now it's fine. I am making an appointment to see her for a real massage ASAP. Wow, that was AMAZING.
     
  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I am so going to Hell for what flashed through my dirty mind when I first read that...
     
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  5. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Plus, snowy's husband would so punsch your face for it. :D
     
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  6. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    I got a beautiful Orchid last night from my friend from Shanghai for Mother's Day. Wow! Wonder if my kids will even remember. :D
     
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  7. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    steroids done - now it's just the anti-nassau meds for the weekend...
     
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  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Did they get you on Marinol?
    I hear that's the best one. Zofran is meh.
     
  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    i was having a really fun dream right before the alarm went off. i can't remember it, but i was having fun.
     
  10. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    they have me on carboplatin, taxol, aloxi, and, for five days, ondansetron hcl...
     
  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Very true
     
  12. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Working on the 10k playlist.
     
  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Probably not. He's a pretty laid-back dude and figures I can handle myself.
     
  14. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    There is nothing like busting a guy's balls. Literally. :D
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The half-hour telephone meeting with an author dovetailed quite nicely with the delivery of 75 lbs. of books. Now I'm free to go for a walk in the sunshine during my lunch hour.
     
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  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I've been known to enjoy it.
     
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  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
  18. ROID RAGE!!!! Which one that got you on?

    I will be the ONLY one in the Office today. (Someone is on leave. Another person is sick. Haven't hired a new receptionist. Conference for the advisors....) Totally cool, but that means we have no support staff to answer the phones or handle students when they randomly come in. My dean expects me to do that. I told him I don't know front office stuff. His response, "You're smart. You'll figure it out." Smart enough to answer a phone sure and figure out academic guidelines or whatever...I'm not bothered by that. I have my own shit to do and don't have time for this crap. PLUS it would be wonderful if I could go get some coffee, but I can't leave the office unattended.
     
  19. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Why the sun in Florida sucks:

    Parked at work, car's temp gauge read 100*F at 12:20p

    Driving 4 miles, car's temp gauge read 85*F at 12:26.
     
  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Well had ultrasound and ok so far. But they had to reschedule the stress test for monday :( then told me i couldnt go back to work til Wednesday. Grrrrrr
     
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