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Does your SO/you give bj's? Maybe NSFW.

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by ralphie250, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    After a World War II air raid, Winston Churchill was touring a bombed out area of London wearing his favorite jumpsuit (in Nebraska we call them "coveralls" but whatever...) which was unzipped at the bottom. A women came up to him and said "Sir Winston, I don't mean to embarrass you, but your dick is sticking out." He looked down and replied "Madam, you flatter yourself. My dick is merely hanging out.";)

    Lindy
     
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  2. Phi Eyed

    Phi Eyed Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ramsdale
    The chocolate will only make her like chocolate more, not blow jobs.
    Tequilla. Make her eat that worm first, to get warmed up. Have her put the whole thing in her mouth, sans the blowing.
     
  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    My wife dosent like chocolate. Shes allergic to it. :confused:
     
  4. Shadowex3

    Shadowex3 Very Tilted

    Actually I was going for my first smooth spot joke but that works too.
     
  5. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    I shouldn't even ask this since I'm the typo/grammatical error king but... are you saying you have some type of oily kid in your bed while having sex?

    Sorry just couldn't stop myself.
     
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  6. greywolf

    greywolf Slightly Tilted

    I can understand a woman not loving to give a bj, which makes me appreciate her giving them even more. But I can't imagine not WANTING to give oral... the taste of a woman is truly one of nature's great gifts to men. That you don't enjoy it is not fair; you should at least get some pleasure out of something so much fun for a man.
     
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  7. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Well spoken :D
     
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  8. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Everyone has their own mindset when it comes to giving and receiving sexual pleasures. Sex and the methods individuals indulge in to obtain that pleasure is as complex as it is diverse. I find it less sad to learn that one person enjoys sex but dislikes a particular act then knowing that there are many in this world who, for whatever reason, do not enjoy sex at all. If giving oral rocks someones world and receiving does not then my thought is find a partner who matches your tastes and rock each others worlds.
     
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  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Oops. I was going to edit, but I think I'll just leave it.:)
     
  10. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    T'was solely in jest. Trust me I have no right to point out others errors. Just struck my funny bone very early this morning.
     
  11. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Then use frosting instead. Tastes better anyway. Bam. Simple fix.
     
  12. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

    Location:
    Lilburn, GA
    I'm of the same opinion, BUT it's not unknown for me to flog Dave with beef jerky lol
    --- merged: May 11, 2012 12:14 PM ---
    A man after my own heart :)
     
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  13. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    I'm in agreement. The wife hardly ever goes down on me, and I'm cool with it; it feels neat when she does, but really she gives a better hand job than blow job. But I'm a huge fan of diving face-first into her lap. I can turn her universe on its side with my tongue and two fingers. The way she tastes and the noises she makes are usually all the foreplay I need. We've struck a balance that works for us, even if it's not an evenly balance I'll-do-to-you-what-you-do-to-me.
     
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  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Gives new meaning to the word 'beefcake.' :)
    Hello there, shanifaye.
     
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  15. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Oh, she's going to be FUN to have around. :cool:
     
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  16. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

    Location:
    Lilburn, GA
    Hey MM!!
    --- merged: May 11, 2012 at 8:53 AM ---
    yes, I've wandered back around to see what I've been missing :) I've been accused of being fun to have around on a few occasions :p
     
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  17. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    you must stay and you must like it.
    please. :p
     
  18. shanifaye

    shanifaye Dominissive

    Location:
    Lilburn, GA
    I guess I should give my opinion instead of just agreeing with MM on the food stance

    problem is I have no advice because I cannot possibly relate to "its gross" because to me there is not a lot in life more satisfying that having a man achieve sweet release in my mouth. Those who know me, know that I'm not at all shy when it comes to speaking about anything sex related. My advice to ANY woman is to not knock it until you try it. If you try it and its still something you're not into then don't do it again. I guess its my nature to absolutely love the control you can have over a guy even for just the little time it takes to satisfy them.
     
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Well spoken
     
  20. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    Heart? I'll have it, but only if I get to keep the packaging. :D