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Genie grants you three wishes, what are they?

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by DRP967, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. Joniemack

    Joniemack Beta brainwaves in session

    Location:
    Reading, UK
    Yes, we've all seen Bedazzled.

    I would ask for omniscience and give the other two wishes away. Probably to two homeless people.
     
  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    The only wish I have right now is an end to the NBA lockout.
     
  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    1. a bigger dick.
    2. good health for my family
    3. another genie that does the same thing
     
  4. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    I can get behind approve of that first one.
     
  5. Hektore

    Hektore Slightly Tilted

    The thing about genies is that they're assholes. They exist only to prove the proverb 'be careful what you wish for'. You wish for a bigger wang and now you have to deal with a telephone pole between your legs. Just because you can't walk is no reason to complain, he gave you exactly what you asked for.

    As for my wish: Omniscience.
    That one pretty much takes care of any other with I might have.
     
  6. OldBoy

    OldBoy Vertical

    1. a vehicle that I don't gotta work on, maintain, spend money on, or gas
    2. a job or my own business that makes me happy just doing it and makes enough moeny to be comfortable
    3. a quick easy death at some good old age and that won't be burden my wife or kids

    I think there might be more than three in there
     
  7. "I'll have a Coke then... "
     
  8. dude2012789 New Member

    Location:
    United States
    1. The ability to teleport at will and safely
    2. Live a wholesome life
    3. Not have the need for sleep
     
  9. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    1. To be a little bit taller
    2. To be a baller
    3. A rabbit in a hat with a bat
    And if I can have it:
    4. A '64 Impala
     
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  10. Alchemus New Member

    Location:
    Arizona
    1. No more student loan debt.
    2. A car, preferably a Delorian, but any car will do.
    3. A good paying job that I love doing.
     
  11. SuburbanZombie

    SuburbanZombie Housebroken

    Location:
    Northeast
    1. Genius intelligence
    2. A great singing voice
    3. The confidence to use 1&2
     
  12. itwasme

    itwasme But you'll never prove it.

    Location:
    In the wind
    1. For myself and family to live long, comfortable, healthy lives.
    2. I want the ability to eat unlimited chocolate bars and fries without adversely affecting my health.
    3. Mel Gibson.
     
  13. Arc101

    Arc101 New Member

    Well I wouldn't want Immortality that could be the worst curse going. The rest of existence alone or in pain or insane does not appeal.
    1) To time travel so I can learn from my mistakes and not make them in the first place !
    2) Health for my friends and family so they are never ill or in pain again.
    3) Wealth - not unlimited or massive, just so I can take care of those I love and so they can have a easier and more enjoyable life.
     
  14. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    I would wish the genie to no longer exist because whatever wish I wanted, I may regret using that wish on something stupid or shallow.