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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Molly is enamored with critters that are bigger than her. That's generally OK with horses; but she's walked right up to a bull moose to say Hi. Coaxing her back to me without spooking the moose was a pain.
     
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  2. terryna New Member

    Location:
    Luxembourg
    Keep in mind the energy of idiocy.
     
  3. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Genius may have it's limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. --Elbert Hubbard
     
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  4. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Sometimes it's better to quit while you're ahead. (or at least before things get worse)
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When the children sleep, get some sleep.
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    When you know you're in a grumpy mood...walk away, excuse yourself.
     
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  7. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    When I really want to " go off" on someone....say a backstabber at work, well I do! Never a good idea
     
  8. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    I need a mind break...regulatory guidance's, directives, bull shit. One leads to another and then another...they don't realize I'm the one keeping their asses out of jail. :) hmm...
     
  9. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
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  11. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    First of all let me just say that's amazing that you can do that. Second of all how in the hell can he do that now I know that was back in the day when he was much thinner but wow

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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Yeaahhhhhh, not clicking on that, thanks for the warning. :)

    I actually know of a few guys who can do that, but only in the metaphorical sense. ;)
     
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  13. POPEYE

    POPEYE Very Tilted

    Location:
    Tulsa
    LOL ! Yeah NOT clicking on that either!
    But thanks for sharing :eek:
     
  14. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I only did it for the science, don't cha know.:rolleyes:
     
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  15. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    To be honest with you if I could do that I'm not sure that I would ever leave my house.

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  16. DAKA

    DAKA DOING VERY NICELY, THANK YOU

    Never having seen a moose up close, I kind figured THAT WOULD BE SOME MOOSE.
     
  17. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    My uncle has managed had eight moose/car collisions in his life.
    Three of them were pretty minor with the moose getting up and walking away.
    Three damaged the car or truck pretty severely and killed the moose but he was fine.
    Two destroyed the large truck he was in and put him in the hospital.

    Now this is over the course of 50 years of living in the boontoolies in Alaska but even I have to admit that is pretty impressive.
     
  18. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    If being politically correct is too much trouble, just be offensive to everyone equally instead.
     
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  19. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Easier done than said (these days).
     
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  20. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    So be an asshole. Got it.
     
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