Pointless Announcements

My kids play with my cat like he's a dog.....one day they'll understand he's a cat. Which means he moves for only two reasons 1. Food 2. Litter box.

But then they'll get old enough to ask why we have him if that's all he can do....I have no answer for that.

 

Canker sores make bjs a total pain in the... mouth.

 

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?


We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'


Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.


Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.


Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.


In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.


Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.


After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.


Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.


Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.


The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.


The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.


Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.


He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.


Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them


Sincerely,

Crock O. Schit

 

going to breakfast with my sister

 

Missed you all!

 

You might want to take some lessons on aiming but considering the size of @Borla 's head that is a hard target to.......oh wait, sorry.

 

Recognizing soldiers of all faiths and no faiths on this Memorial Day.

Arlington Cemetery Gravestones Honor America's Fallen Soldiers Of Every (And No) Faith

 

Finally! We're at long last getting a King Conan movie, and it's starring Ahnold.

TheArnoldFans - News - Exclusive: Conan Script is Ready & Arnold Reteams with Barbarian Cast in The Legend of Conan!

 

That might be interesting.

 

Yet another sleepless night. This has become old.

 

Welcome to my world.

 

I had one, as well, but it was because we had a spurt of tornado touchdowns in our county and the surrounding counties.
Both my brother's and sister's properties had trees uprooted and damage to property, but I remained unscathed. Yes! I win! Oh, wait, I have no spouse or children....damn.

/walks away sad-like, to the old Incredible Hulk tv theme song

 

Awake since 2, coo coo catchoo!

 

Just bought The Sword of Shannara Trilogy on Kindle.

 

I think my teenage niece has passed me in maturity.
Both my brother and sister's electricity have been off since the storms and tornado came through earlier in the week, and my sister sent her kids over to my place to get out of the heat and do a bit of laundry.
I had forgotten some clothes in the dryer and my niece folded them without being asked to, and washed and dried their clothes while my nephews played video games.
I would've just tossed them on top of the dryer, or in a clothes basket.
Btw, this is the honor roll girl. She's going places, I tell you!

/crosses fingers

 

I don't even think a swift kick to the cunt would help her.
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FYI, I wasn't referring to @Fremen's niece. She sounds lovely.