The Complaining and Bitching Thread

It is and it sucks. I prefer 70. Going to be hotter tomorrow

 

I've owned this laptop for less than two weeks and it's already malfunctioning. All the keys in the middle row produce nothing when pressed. Of course when I was in Oregon it worked fine. Now that I've dragged it down to the Yucatan (which makes returning it near impossible) it develops a major flaw.

Least this time I also bought an iPad as back up.

 

Regarding jokes about Detroit:

If you think jokes about Detroit are too plentiful, do you have any idea how many movies, TV programs, books, comedians, etc., have & still do make fun of Texans?

Detroit isn't a total cesspool.
Not all Texans are brash, loud, boastful and obnoxious.

 

It's only Thursday. Why is it only Thursday?

 

And not all Coloradans are stoners (but we're working on that).

 

My head hurts...a lot. I should probably go home, but I have a lot to do.

 

Yes, it's very difficult to have such a tiny head holding so much brain power. You couldn't possibly imagine that as you have a giant head, with a little brain. Lots of room in there.

 

Ducks as the scissors go flying through this region on their way....

 

Earplugs.

 

But he's got the Fancy Pants, hulk-style. So we have to give him a break. It's only fair, right?

 

A wonderful invention!

 

Grousy.

Good word.

 

One of these days I'm going to bite my tongue CLEAR off.

 

Sounds like you need something like this... (OS X only for this one, found via google).

On that note I do plan on buying a typewriter when I am able to afford a decent one in full working order.

edit: or I might just buy something like this one, brand new and a good price.

 

Mentioning big heads, my wife (no, her head is just fine ) likes the new Hawaii Five O. I don't.

I call Scott Cann/Dano a bobble-head doll. He has a large adult head on a small body; it doesn't help that he has very sloping shoulders which makes his head appear that much larger.