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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    come on @Borla



    i hate working saturdays
     
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  2. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Borla, I've contacted the Red Cross. Help will be airlifted in.
     
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
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    for @Borla or Stanley?
     
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  4. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    The wife went to Vegas for the weekend, I have an extra ticket to see Stephen Stills tonight, and Molly has a thing for "big boys". Just sayin' .
     
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    My SO is trying to nap, and my one cat won't shut up. I'm about ready to strangle her.

    /whyIdon'thavekids
     
  6. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth
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  7. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    ^ the horror.
     
  8. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Oh noes, kitty bondage!
     
  9. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Since it's humanitarian aid, it'll be both.

    But they'll get to Stanley first.

    Borla will have to hang on just a little while longer
     
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  10. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I picked up a 1.75 of Makers Mark and a bottle of Macallen. Hopefully that will help.
     
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Or, Stanley will get to them...
     
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    My current form of procrastination has become working on other work rather than the work I should be working on.

    I can't wait until June.
     
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I need a fucking nap. I hate flying with other people.
     
  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    For the in-laws, I'd suggest an iv hook-up. You're aiming for speed and efficiency here. :p
     
  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Are you saying that you don't think hitting him over the head with a 1.75 glass bottle will work?

    My MIL loves me, and as long as she gives me a decent amount of space I'm fine with that. My FIL is a bully and a control freak. Of his four children, three sons-in-law, and one daughter-in-law we are the only ones he can't boss around. I don't get bullied and refuse to fake anything, so that doesn't play well with him. Usually anymore he plays nice so I put up with it, but there have been a handful of blow ups over the years where he went ballistic, then went ballistic again because my response is a simple 'no, that's not going to work for us', I don't budge, and I'll excuse myself or hang up when he tries to push harder. It grates on him that he can't push me like he can others. I believe he finally realized it 2-3 years ago and it has been relatively peaceful since, but I still don't trust him or want to spend much time around him. And, knowing all the gory details, my wife agrees, despite loving her father. I figure if even she can see it and thinks I'm being reasonable, then oh well.
     
  16. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    The iv hook-up will numb you up more quickly and efficiently. It saves you the trouble of having to bludgeon your FIL in front of your wife and avoids any unpleasantness with the local authorities.

    Hang on, we have an extraction team on the way.

    Good luck and godspeed, Borla.
     
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  17. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member


    But what if I WANT to bludgeon him? You know, for stress release? :p
     
  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Caffeine is the devil. I'm getting off the bean. (Again.)
     
  19. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    In that case, make it look like an accident.

    And wear gloves.
     
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  20. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets