Adult Science Jokes

Dammit @hamsterball now I got that going thru my head...

 

Well, as a hint, imagine if you had a bad romance with Lady Gaga...

 

Maxwell was notably bright
Electronic laws he'd rewrite
With equations galore
He said, I need four
And with that, E and M did unite


Newton's equations reveal
That falling is not a big deal
Since except for the uneasy
And just a bit queasy
It's the stop at the bottom you feel

 

Except @hamsterball , strike that...reverse it...it's not likely the matter/energy that are the strings, but what it is within...I'll prove it someday...

In the meantime, I have an excuse for my delay...
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK

1. 
   I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
8. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
9. I took time out to snack on a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.

So much time, so little to do...wait, strike that, reverse it.
/obscure reference

 

kick back...

 

In honor of our recent weather...Meteorologists are the shit.

 

TGIF...Keep it colorful. Me...I'm having lunch with Roy G. Biv

 

I thought this said "single cell orgasm" at first...