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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. Fangirl

    Fangirl Very Tilted

    Location:
    Arizona
    Losing my heart failure nurse-practitioner in 9 months to retirement and a second career at the Red Cross. Just when my numbers are "the best they've ever been." Poo.
     
    Fangirl, Sep 29, 2013
    #3321
  2. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    oh, shut up, Tully. :p

    Yes, I got my pizza. Or, rather, the kid's pizza. Honestly, I've had so much pizza the last couple of years, I don't give a damn if I ever have pizza again.
     
    mixedmedia, Sep 29, 2013
    #3322
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  3. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Very Tilted

    Location:
    Yucatan, Mexico
    Bow chicka wow wow... something hairy balls, something, something...
     
    Tully Mars, Sep 29, 2013
    #3323
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  4. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    don't get me started.
     
    mixedmedia, Sep 29, 2013
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I love a happy ending ;)
     
    hamsterball, Sep 29, 2013
    #3325
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Got up yesterday saying "I don't feel that great". Developed a cold by lunch. Took some drugs, went to the airport and flew to San Diego at 5.

    Got to the hotel, unpacked and got directly in bed. Then laid there for 7 hours, awake. Finally got 3 hours of sleep once I took more drugs.

    So now I'm off for a run since, like a fucking moron, I signed up for the 5k at this conference, and like a fucking moron, I want to do well in it. So I'm going to go try to blow this cold out of my system and pretend that I am somehow functional. Then I've got a long day of gladhanding and backslapping. I should be completely exhausted by, oh......., 5 PM, which is just when the craziness starts and I'll have to deal with insurance drunks.
     
    the_jazz, Sep 30, 2013
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  7. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Feel better, masochist!
     
    GeneticShift, Sep 30, 2013
    #3327
  8. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    The dog walker service owner tried to use scare tactics on me when I cancelled our service in lieu of doggy day care. It was already bad enough that he reminded me of my CEO boss from hell from my last gig, but to do this now and unsolicited, and ACKNOWLEDGE that it is unsolicited, is a little douchey.
     
    amonkie, Sep 30, 2013
    #3328
  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    There's a lot of Vaguebooking today—well, except all the Breaking Bad spoilers, of course.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 30, 2013
    #3329
  10. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    headache

    on a Monday
     
    Craven Morehead, Sep 30, 2013
    #3330
  11. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    Just found out a guy in the other company that shares our office, who makes the coffee in the morning for our two offices, doesn't wash his hands in the restroom.

    My skin is crawling.
     
    amonkie, Sep 30, 2013
    #3331
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I hate the thought, but I sometimes tell myself to always assume people don't wash their hands. This is why I appreciate Sandwich Artists and others who wear gloves when making my food.

    Also: Not washing your hands after going to the washroom. In public. Where others are watching.

    WTF? Amiright? Seriously...

    It takes, like, 2 seconds to do a half-assed job or even pretend.

    What goes unsaid: "Hey, guys, I just touched my penis and maybe some urine; now I'm touching this door here—you know, the only one you guys can leave by?"
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2013
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 30, 2013
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  13. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun

    I may not always make the coffee, but when I do I wash my hands.
    \
    [​IMG]
     
    Craven Morehead, Sep 30, 2013
    #3333
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  14. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Go away, Angry Uterus. You're not wanted here.
     
    DamnitAll, Sep 30, 2013
    #3334
  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    I have a different take on it.

    I take a shower. I put on clean underwear. I go out in public. I shake hands with people, open doors that hundreds of people may have touched recently, touch money that has been who knows where, do any of dozens/hundreds of activities that involve me touching things other people have touched. Then I go use the bathroom and I wash my HANDS? No sir, I'm whipping out my penis and washing it after touching it with my grubby hands! My penis was put away in clean boxer briefs after being washed, it's my hands that are dirty!

    :p
     
    Borla, Sep 30, 2013
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  16. amonkie

    amonkie Very Tilted

    Location:
    Windy City
    I found out about it when the conversation centered around whether anyone used the office coffee since my company is moving and now taking care of their own break room ordering. I chimed in, "OH! The tall dude and I take turns making it." Our outspoken CFO - "oh yea, R (my germophobe boss), that's ___. "

    When my boss had to explain why he was so creeped out.. it was my turn to creep out. Seriously..
     
    amonkie, Sep 30, 2013
    #3336
  17. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My power went out last night...before the Breaking Bad series final.

    I will pull my scissors on whomever spoils it for me......
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Sep 30, 2013
    #3337
  18. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Ermahgerd! Something broke, and it was bad.
     
    Fremen, Sep 30, 2013
    #3338
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  19. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I'm struggling to hold it back, but I can't........can't....hold......much........longer..............

    ......but........no I won't..........but I want to.........can't.......stop.......it...........

    OK, OK.....BRUCE WILLIS WAS REALLY DEAD THE WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T KNOW IT, AND THE ONLY REASON THAT THE KID TALKED TO HIM WAS 'CAUSE HE SAW DEAD PEOPLE AND BRUCE WILLIS WAS A DEAD GUY AND IF YOU WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN YOU'LL SEE THAT NO ONE ELSE IS TALKING TO HIM THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU'LL SEE RED EVERY TIME HE'S NEAR AND.............

    huff.......puff........huff........puff..........

    whew......

    sorry, i had to get that off my chest............

    what were we talking about??
     
    hamsterball, Sep 30, 2013
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  20. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I knew he was dead the whole time...mostly from the trailers.

    Ps. You're an ass
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Sep 30, 2013
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