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May Is National Masturbation Month

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by MrMD069, Apr 30, 2013.

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  1. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    What's the name of the classic porn star (male) that cums by the quart. From the eighties. In a bar room discussion last night everybody had seen him, but no one could remember his name.
     
    Lindy, Jun 1, 2013
    #121
  2. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Peter North?
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 1, 2013
    #122
  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Going to have to research that.
     
    ralphie250, Jun 1, 2013
    #123
  4. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    It's not May any more? OOPS! :oops:
     
    grumpyolddude, Jun 2, 2013
    #124
  5. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road

    Happy May 33rd!
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 2, 2013
    #125
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  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    ...and a very happy May 34th.
     
    DamnitAll, Jun 3, 2013
    #126
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    At the moment, I feel like the Ebeneezer Scrooge of Extended May. Bah.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 3, 2013
    #127
  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road

     
    GeneticShift, Jun 3, 2013
    #128
  9. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Thanks, Craven Morehead, that's the guy, I think.
    I'm going to go to PornHub now, and do a little research.;)
     
    Lindy, Jun 3, 2013
    #129
  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Well, I got up to just over 10 oz.

    What about you guys?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 3, 2013
    #130
  11. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Just today?

    Hydrate my friend, hydrate
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 3, 2013
    #131
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  12. SATURN69

    Saturn69 New Member

    I'm still celebrating! Life is good!
     
    Saturn69, Jun 3, 2013
    #132
  13. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    what is today, the 52nd of May?
     
    Craven Morehead, Jun 21, 2013
    #133
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  14. AlterMoose

    AlterMoose Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Pangaea
    Is it already? I'd better get cranking. Only 344 days left!
     
    AlterMoose, Jun 21, 2013
    #134
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I guess it's all about perspective.

    As it happens, June is a fantastic month for masturbating as well.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2013
    #135
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeehaw. Go June! I'm building all sorts of calluses.

    My cock looks like it's ready for the Thunderdome.
     
    Plan9, Jun 21, 2013
    #136
  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    [​IMG]
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2013
    #137
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  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...

    T h u n d e r d o m e

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    It means rough, nasty, too-fast-for-television sex with post-apoc chicks.​
    ...​
     
    Plan9, Jun 21, 2013
    #138
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The great thing about post-apoc chicks, man, is that they'll fuck you like you're the last guy on earth....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 21, 2013
    #139
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Speaking of masturbation:

    Nothing gets me fapping faster than a sweaty girl in knobby tire armor that can do pullups with a crossbow on her back.
     
    Plan9, Jun 21, 2013
    #140
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