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Pointless Advice

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Feb 7, 2013.

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  1. fresnelly

    fresnelly Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Toronto
    When you are introduced to somebody. don't make an ice-breaker joke about their name. For example: "Harry? Y'er a wizard 'arry! Amiright?"

    It's lame, they've heard it a hundred times before, and you will immediately lose some respect in their eyes.
     
    fresnelly, May 9, 2013
    #81
  2. Lily

    Lily Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Mi
    you don't make sense with this post Lol :)
     
    Lily, May 10, 2013
    #82
  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Lily, the picture you tried to post didn't work. It looks like you tried to upload something and failed. Would you like me to delete your post so that it is more than a broken picture or are you going to fix your mistake?
     
    the_jazz, May 10, 2013
    #83
  4. Lily

    Lily Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Mi
    Yes go ahead and delete it
    --- merged: May 10, 2013 at 10:05 AM ---
    I see it just fine
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 17, 2013
    Lily, May 10, 2013
    #84
  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That's probably because it's saved in your cache.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: May 17, 2013
    the_jazz, May 10, 2013
    #85
  6. Lily

    Lily Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Mi
    oh ok get rid of it then :)
     
    Lily, May 10, 2013
    #86
  7. Split Brain Blues

    Split Brain Blues Vertical

    Location:
    True North Strong And Free
    Shirley, you jest :)
     
    Split Brain Blues, May 10, 2013
    #87
  8. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    basement 1.jpg

    You know that creepy basement in the new house you just bought? Just.....don't.....
     
    hamsterball, May 11, 2013
    #88
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  9. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    No one is entitled to something that you have worked very hard to produce.
    When someone is doing you an extremely generous favor and they are treating you very well in the process, do not under any circumstance insult them.
     
    genuinemommy, Jul 17, 2013
    #89
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  10. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    When giving advice to your friends, always consider their intelligence level:
    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Jul 6, 2018
    MeltedMetalGlob, Sep 14, 2013
    #90
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  11. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    That's spooky!! How many bodies are down there?
     
    Freetofly, Sep 15, 2013
    #91
  12. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    You'll have to go down there if you really wanna know....evil laugh ensues
     
    hamsterball, Sep 15, 2013
    #92
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  13. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When planning your day, remember to include extra time to account for traffic and other unexpected things.
     
    genuinemommy, Sep 16, 2013
    #93
  14. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    When you have a latex sensitivity, steer clear of traditional balloons. And if you do decide to get a crap-ton of balloons for your daughter's first birthday, don't handle them or blow them up yourself. Especially don't blow them up using your lips. I feel really stupid right now.
     
    genuinemommy, Mar 1, 2014
    #94
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  15. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Don't stab yourself with your toenails.

    It's probably a good idea to keep them trimmed so they don't get long and/or sharp enough to actually pose any danger of stabbing yourself.
     
    DamnitAll, Mar 1, 2014
    #95
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  16. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I am embarrassed to tell you how many times I have forgotten this advice. I usually end up looking like an unattractive, red-eyed Angelina Jolie. With swollen fingers and red hands.
     
    Japchae, Mar 1, 2014
    #96
  17. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    Always use strict;
     
    martian, Mar 2, 2014
    #97
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  18. THEPRISEINFERNO

    ThePriseInferno Slightly Tilted

    While mixing an audio project, a touch of reverb makes a ton of difference.

    Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
     
    ThePriseInferno, Mar 2, 2014
    #98
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  19. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    Location:
    From Philly USA, living in London UK
    Oh no, you have a latex allergy? Nothing to feel stupid about, it is really scary and can be life-threaten.
    I do hope the party went well and a lot of cake mushing went on...
     
    Freetofly, Mar 2, 2014
    #99
  20. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Easy to have a brighter outlook when you clear away the cobwebs and tidy just a bit. Spring cleaning is worthwhile in the office and lab as well as the home.
     
    genuinemommy, Mar 28, 2014
    #100
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