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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    I broke my USB mouse...and I really don't want to go anywhere today to buy a new one. ARG. :(


    (yeah, yeah. First world problems. I know.)
     
    CinnamonGirl, Nov 23, 2012
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  2. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    My roommate's bed is squeaky.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 23, 2012
    #16582
  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Tips from an Editor #318

    In your query letter, refrain from leading off the section entitled Target Market with the fact that you've been boosting your Facebook friends list. More important, don't make this the crux of your target market strategy.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 23, 2012
    #16583
  4. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Turns out going to Afghanistan in mid/late-November ends up with a bunch of Afghans and Americans signing up on your NYE plans.

    Thus, I raided the Duty Free today.

    My catch:

    - Johnnie Walker Double Black Whiskey
    - Grey Goose Vodka
    - Skyy Vodka
    - Stolichnaya Vodka
    - Belvedere Vodka
    - Dimple Deluxe Scotch Whiskey
    - Lindt Lindor
    - Toffifee
    - 10-pack Partagas No. 10 Cubans

    SO is bringing Absolut, Nazi friend is bringing Southern Comfort, and one of the Americans is bringing a 24-pack of Heineken.

    And just to piss both Glory's Sun and Baraka_Guru off, I will be drinking all of the liquors with Red Bull.

    Mu-ha!
     
    Remixer, Nov 23, 2012
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    It's worse than just pouring the booze down the drain, because you actually have to drink it.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 23, 2012
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  6. roachboy

    roachboy Very Tilted

    i continue my entirely inefficient campaign against the taylorization of leisure. sometimes i take a break to look at the draft of a new essay. some of those sentences are ok, i say to myself. then i put it down and resume the campaign.
     
    roachboy, Nov 23, 2012
    #16586
  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Say, I have a brand new one (in box) that I can send to you.

    I only use Logitech trackball devices so a high end laser gaming mouse like the one that came with my new and oh-so-fancy-ass laptop is totally not something I need to have cluttering up my junk drawer.

    I gotta hit the post office anyway, hit me up with your address, woman.
     
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    Plan9, Nov 23, 2012
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  8. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Seriously? Rad. Look for a PM, yo.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Nov 23, 2012
    #16588
  9. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    That reminds me. I assume the birdhouse made it?
     
    Borla, Nov 23, 2012
    #16589
  10. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Yes, we tried it out yesterday. It seems to work...the weird thing is that *I* can hear it. :confused:
     
    CinnamonGirl, Nov 23, 2012
    #16590
  11. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I just wandered around on a sort-of date with someone from the internets. I also have a dinner date tonight with someone I met at speed dating. After that, I might go watch some burlesque.. and apparently one of my friends wants to hook me up with one of her bf's friends. I'm feeling a little overwhelmed right about now, but whatever. Tomorrow, I rest!
     
    PonyPotato, Nov 23, 2012
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  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Weird! Did Lordeden use a dog whistle to get you to go out with him? ;)
     
    Borla, Nov 23, 2012
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  13. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Every time I watch Duck Dynasty I feel like I'm watching a 9 car pileup in slow motion. I can't imagine it ending well, I can almost anticipate the bad things that will happen seconds before they do, I hope no one gets severely hurt in the process, but I just can't look away.

    Guessing by the t-shirts available, I'm guessing ZombieSquirrel would dig it. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
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    Borla, Nov 23, 2012
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Info received. Package probably won't make it to the post office until Monday, but do enjoy.

    I always get a warm 'n fuzzy when I can give away something to someone who'll actually use it.
     
    Plan9, Nov 23, 2012
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  15. Xerxes

    Xerxes Bulking.

    Fuck.
     
    Xerxes, Nov 23, 2012
    #16595
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I SURE WISH I WAS.

    ...but she's hundreds of miles away.​
     
    Plan9, Nov 23, 2012
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  17. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I just read a post over in reddit.com/r/sex and I am too horny for my own good right now. I should *probably* stay in tonight if the alternative is being around sexy men who aren't this one guy in Seattle who I can't wait to get freaky with.
     
    PonyPotato, Nov 23, 2012
    #16597
  18. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    How *you* ^ doin'? :cool:

    I just ran out of cereal and I don't feel like going out and buying more. What shall I do?

    *looks at Plan9 expectantly*
     
    Fremen, Nov 23, 2012
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  19. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Stop humping my leg. It's really awkward. Only Lish has leg-humping privileges and you ain't him.

    I've got six boxes of Kashi Cinnamon Crumble Deluxe Fiber Protein horse pellets. And I don't share.
     
    Plan9, Nov 23, 2012
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  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    my daughter is asleep...



    ...in the bathtub.
     
    mixedmedia, Nov 24, 2012
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