Pointless Announcements

Finally starting to have "grrrrrr"-like thoughts about my job. Some stuff really shouldn't be rocket science and shouldn't be more difficult than it has to be...

 

It's not all bad.

Ghetto Hikes

 

Holy crap! Compression pants rock!
However new sports bra is fail.

 

Great lunch with The Home Depot today to finalize their funding for a joint project.

I think bonding over Kingfish as a great unknown band of the 70s sealed the deal.

 

the_jazz,

What the fuck is up with this 20,000 character post limit?

Is this new? I've never received a message saying it's too big before.

I mean, I have to break up my 50 Shades poopoo review to post it now.

 

Plan9, you know I'm a computer-retard. I'm a scraggly beard away from banging on the top of my screen and hooting while cat video scroll through for me to forward on to everyone I've ever met. Jesus, I'm a bad GEICO commercial in the flesh, for god's sake!

In other words: [shrug] Fucked if I know.

But at least someone finally told you something of yours was too big. Hey-o!

 

20,000 character limit isn't big enough for your review? Damn, must be one hell of a review.

I can sum up a 50 shades review in a few simple words..BUY IT for your SO!! does wonders for the late night entertainment. LOL

 

You, sir, are missing out on all the fun.

 

its also called being a parent (or in your case a teacher). i havent been sick this often until the kids came along.
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the 20K limit is our "Anti-Host" Defence System.

Welcome to the speacial club niner.

 

Indeed I was, thanks for invite.

 

I fell asleep at 8 pm last night. Woke up at 5 am, read for a bit, then slept until 1:30 pm.


...I guess I was tired. But now I feel weird. Like, "not quite here, might still be dreaming" weird.

 

After careful reflection, I have come to the conclusion

that the planet is fine. However the people on it are fucked.​

 

The Earth is not fine.

...

Been there, brother. While contact lenses might be a stopgap measure to help you enjoy your training now, they do have their own set of issues and they always beg the question: Why not just save up to get corrective eye surgery? Surely in Canada, the land of healthcare for everyone, a procedure such as that is discounted to the point where it is a realistic goal. I paid $3800 out of pocket for my procedure a few years ago, but I was one of those dumbasses that didn't want to play the US health insurance game. A lot of enlightened plans call it a "cosmetic procedure" anyway. Boolsheeit!

Are you so blind that you can't take them off to spar? I mean, a person within punching distance is clear enough to fight even if you're as blind as I was. Part of the "Shut up and take my money!" trigger for me to finally get PRK was that I had just started doing karate 20+ hours a week and I was tired of dealing with glasses and contacts. Glasses got knocked off, fogged up and contacts had a habit of stinging or being dislodged by contact. The only thing worse than getting your glasses knocked off is getting a contact knocked around the side of your eyeball... that shit hurts like crazy.

 

"If I'm not me, who the hell am I?"

Oh, brother, you're gonna get sucked in like I did.

You're gonna find yourself practicing shit in your kitchen at midnight when you get up to get another glass of delicious... uh... soymilk.

They can do miracles with the laser these days, brother. Example: I had an astigmatism that made me mega retarded blind and they corrected it 20/15 in less than five minutes. If they can fix my genetic-garbage eyeballs, I'm guessing they have a workaround for your problem as well.

Hey, just refrain from kicking up the V of the legs and you'll be fine.

...you say that now. Give a dork a fun way to focus his energy into something physical and he'll excel. You'll be punching faces in no time.

I gotta say, I'm pretty giddy.

 

I love it when I get to abuse my power on a spammer. Hopefully this will be the one that everyone gets to see.

 

Sorry, my irresistible impulse to register new usernames with variants of "Woods" as the handle gets the best of me at times.

But, please, enjoy your flexing your guns.

 

Don't mock my enormous e-penis. It will get angry and spit at unsuspecting newbies.