Does size really matter? (Maybe nsfw)

Or you will be able to laugh about his tiny cocktail weenie together.. Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

I was thinking today about the best looking guy I ever slept with. He had such a small one I honestly did not know it was inside me. Women were queuing up to sleep with this guy he was that good looking - whatever happened to us girls spilling the secrets and sharing this kind of valuable information? And no, I didn't tell anyone either - well no-one bloody well warned me!

 

Thickness matters. Length does not. I love reading threads from guys who think their penis is small and then proceed to tell all about the stretcher they used to give them incredible length. Guys are dumb however as length does not matter. Honestly a woman's vagina only goes in so far anyway so you'll hit the end (anatomy lesson: the cervix) and it's fairly solid up there so it hurts. We like thickness and filling. Save your money read here about how you will waste your money on pumps. You know what gives you girth? A penis extension, try that to give us something more filling. Alternatively a nice thick dildo is always welcomed too.

 

I never said i had a small one or a big one. Never said i used a pump

 

with all this making fun of him I have to ask what good about you? maybe someone should have spilled secrets about your body to warn him

geez people acting like thy are perfect.....

 

I know, right?

Man, this thread totally shit the bed. Seems like a lot of individual women are experts on the desires of the fleshy crotch pocket of their entire sex. Sounds about right. And that sounds remarkably like one of those threads where men talk about the perfect tits, perfect ass, perfect car, perfect house, perfect steak, etc. Not that these things can't be debated, it's just that no other topic is as worn out as the tired old waist-mounted love bayonet.

Huh. I've always been told that If you're not back-walling her, you're not slinging enough steak. That and it seems like every time I see a chart on female partner satisfaction with their partner's penis, the red "Want" blob is always farther to the right and up on the size scale than the green "Have" blob. It's always another inch in girth, another inch in length. I mean, I get it. I wish my current woman had a little less girth, a little more length.

Length? Girth? Having ginormous balls? If you're not hurting her with each deep thrust, you're not packing enough hardware.

So, basically, it's like everything in life... good enough is the enemy of perfect.



Telephone pole or GTFO.

Oh, now I get it... you're stealth trolling. I had to get to #5 to confirm it. I totally wanna party with you.

Certainly not. I'm guessing some fancy infographic would show that American men need to worry more about their Grave Digger-sized spare tires than their snub-nosed sex pistol. There are a lot of things in our control to change that we neglect over something we can do nothing about.

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I'm a fan of the above clip on the "huge vagina," myself. Every guy has a different dork. Every woman has to have a different vagina. Some are bigger than others, some have g-spots the size of Texas, some have hoods over the clit so deep you need a headlamp to find the bean. Oh, baby-baby, it's a wild world. I think Forest Gump's dearly departed Mama had it right: you never know what you're gonna get. And like Mama, just pray for a solid 8".

I mean, think about it: I've had the same wang my entire life. How is it that my current girlfriend is way tighter than the last one?

It should be obvious: my dick must have grown larger.

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Man, I love me some generalizations... mmm, about as much as women love dicks that are shaped like tuna cans. Girth over length, indeed.

Anatomy Lesson:

The penis is typically twice as long as its circumference.

This is functional, lest we attempt to sink free throws with coagulated sperm wads from the labia line.

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I like how this thread basically confirms all the awesome insecurities that we have, as both men and women, about the opposite sex.

Pretty easy to see why this this topic was lumped into one big garbage heap thread back on 4.0. It's a painful read at best. Now, I'm not a social scientist. And I'm not good with statistics. But I seriously doubt there are any women on the board that, if free to engage, would turn down "normal" penis. I also totally doubt there are any men on the board that, if free to engage, would turn down "normal" pussy. We've all fucked around.

Superficially, women are judged by all the stuff on the outside and men are judged by a single nervous organ hanging from beneath their navel.

So, yeah, it makes me so goddamn glad that I wake up every day with a clean slate in my pants instead of an oppressive sex organ.

/likes to hear himself talk

/trolling

 

I like my dick, just the size it is.

have no choice

 

I have to admit, I'm not on the larger side of the average spectrum. But I haven't had complaints, and I have done my best to make up for any inadequacy in the unit size by developing crazy tongue skills. I have never failed to give a woman at least one orgasm prior to penetration, and usually more than one. That seems to be satisfactory to all concerned. Would I like to have a little more junk to show off? Sure. But it doesn't make me crazy.

 

In a word, yes. It matters during straight intercourse, I think everyone would agree that a snugger fit would be the prefered choice, however . . .
what was that about hot, hot cunnilingus?

yeeeah, don't matter.

 

But my tongue is short. It does the job, sure, but she secretly wants a guy with a longer tongue.

 

I'd like to say that I judge men not just on their penis size, but also their choice in footwear.

 

I'm curious: How often do they fuck you with their shoes on?

*90% of all lesbian jokes*

 

Whenever I have sex with someone in a public place where we shouldn't be having sex, we both keep our shoes on for a quick getaway. Obvs.

 

I am only average..6" hard. But I always like to think that brains and a sense of humor are more important in the long run.
I prefer women who are both smart and funny to one who is "just" hot. You can only screw around so long before you run out of energy and need to talk. I get really bored with someone who is incapable of a good conversation over dinner and a good laugh, even if at my own expense.

 

Sometimes that's the best

 

Ha ! Yep xx

 

length size matters to me, but in reverse. I'm one of those women that has "short" insides (no matter where I am in my cycle), so more than about 7 1/2" is extremely painful for me (no matter what position)

 

As long as you know how to use it, and aren't packing a micro penis; I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter all that much. There's always oral sex to supplement any deficiencies.

 

7 1/2 inches would make me cry out and not in a ' oh god yes, yes, way' as in a ' fuck oww, take it out kind of way'