Will BabySquirrel have a Penis or a VaJayJay?

If for some reason you haven't put 2 and 2 together...I'm knocked up. There's a countdown to the due date on the home page here on TFP. We're all excited about it's arrival I guess.

I have a spawn growing inside of me and soon I will know if people will be buying me the stereotypical Blue for a Boy or the stereotypical Pink for a girl. Either way, BabySquirrel will have plenty of Bengals and Reds items. None of which will be pink even if the baby is a girl.

So what is your guess? Will my spawn have a Penis or a VaJayJay?

You can ask me any questions that may lead to an "old wives tale" answer. Am I carrying low or high? (Low) Am I craving salty or sweet things? (Sweet, but I always want ice cream) Did I have really bad morning sickness? (never threw up once)

Go ahead and place your question and guesses in the comments below. The winners will earn my respect...unless you're a part of the TFPDOM Club. (If it's a girl, none of you are allowed anywhere near her.)

I have an OB appointment complete with anatomy scan on Tuesday, September 3rd. It's possible I'll have the answer then.

 

That's OK, we also like MILFs. Which would then include you.

I say PENIS. And I hope you respect me afterwards.

 

Craven, you're the only TFPDOM that I like.

I didn't realize until this exact moment that I will be a MILF. Score!

Gross

 

Knowing what MILF actually means, I'm just going to ask "you really want to fuck yourself?"

Wait, if you do, can I watch?

Girl. Because that's the only way the kid will have a standing chance against you.

 

I almost typed "MILF to someone," But I'd fuck me. No, you can't watch.

 

Wait, did you have sex with Oprah??

 

yes.

 

Hmmm, all of your symptoms are the opposite of every pregnancy related symptom I had..... So I vote PENIS!

 

I hope boy. They're SO much easier to deal with.

 

1) I can't fix it...Staff would have to do that for me.
2) I don't like choad. Any other suggestions?

 

No scientific or old wive's method here. I wanted a girl and got two boys (which was totally fine--except, I never had a daughter).
I'll guess girl.

 

Brother 1 is expecting a daughter in December. Brother 2 has a girl (the infamous Squishy) and another girl on the way. Also due in December. Brother-in-law (Not technically, but basically) has a daughter. All of these girls will be within 1.5 years of each other. Brother 2 adopted his wife's son since bro is pretty much the only father Weapon X has ever known. I kind of want a boy to TRY and even things out. It would be funny if us Squirrels could only produce females though.

I'll be happy either way really.

 

I'd have to see your baby bump. But I have a 92% accuracy rate.

 

There's not really much of a difference. Mostly my weight has just redistributed. When I get a noticeable bump, I'll take a pic and post.

That probably won't happen before Tuesday though.

 

Hopefully I have at least of a sliver or two on the good list already.
This information will be useful. We need to know whether we need to buy pink or blue scissors for the wee one.

 

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I was not given the option of knowing what I was having. I was "boy boy boy boy boy boy boy" the entire time I was pregnant. So of course, I had a girl.
When I was pregnant with my son, I just wanted not to be as gravely ill as I was when I was pregnant with my daughter, so I didn't care what I was having, so long as I wasn't sick and it was healthy. I suppose I should be thankful I got one of those wishes, just happened to be the wrong one.

I'm not one to give an opinion on what who may be having these days. So. I will "guess" that the zombie and the baby zombie will be healthy and safe, and will appeal to all interested parties that they hope for and "guess" the same, and that everyone is 100% right.

 

My youngest daughter was a boy until she was 8 months along. She did a wonderful job of squirming away from the camera so to speak and not showing that certain part of her body they were focusing on in the attempt to determine the XY or XX status.