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Sex with Extended family?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Jackpm, Jul 8, 2012.

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  1. JACKPM

    Jackpm New Member

    Anyone ever fuck their SIL?
     
    Jackpm, Jul 8, 2012
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  2. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    No, but do tell.
     
    fflowley, Jul 8, 2012
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  3. JACKPM

    Jackpm New Member

    I'm working on it. I've invested significant time and resources on it. I'm pretty sure she wants it too but she shoots me down when the subject is mentioned. Just looking for advice.
     
    Jackpm, Jul 8, 2012
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Advice?

     
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    Plan9, Jul 8, 2012
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Nope. Sounds like a bad idea if you ask me.
     
    Borla, Jul 8, 2012
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  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Advice? You should both consult good divorce attorneys before things get physical. It will make the proceedings go much smoother afterwards.
     
    the_jazz, Jul 8, 2012
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    When you bring it up, is it before or after her chardonnay/cosmos/chocotinis?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 8, 2012
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  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Plan9, Jul 8, 2012
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  9. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Happy Medium = chardonnay/cosmos/chocotinis/Coors Lites
     
    the_jazz, Jul 8, 2012
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    All I know is that I read "significant time and resources" invested in the venture. Maybe we should ask what that entails exactly.

    I mean, if I wanted* to tap my SIL, I'd spend the extra $3 for an entry-level chardonnay if that would trick her into thinking I was swank.

    *Remember, kids, just because you would it doesn't mean you want to.
     
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  11. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    If you cain't keep it in yer pants, keep it in yer family.
     
    Japchae, Jul 8, 2012
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    ...

    Sodomy
    Because you can't have a butt baby.​

    ...​
     
    Plan9, Jul 8, 2012
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  13. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

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    Who cares, really?
    I have an appropriate pic I could post here, but upon reflection I think I'll save it for the "50 Shades of Choad" thread. ;)
     
    MeltedMetalGlob, Jul 8, 2012
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  14. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    Hot damn.

    My SIL is crazy, so you know the rule, "Never stick your dick in crazy."
     
    cynthetiq, Jul 8, 2012
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  15. Punk.of.Ages

    Punk.of.Ages Getting Tilted

    In case anybody is unaware, I think monogomy is a faulty and unsuccessful concept in regards to the Human species and, thus, I do not condone you or look down upon you for wanting to cheat on your wife... (

    This is assuming that the sister in law is the sister of your (also assumed) wife, which could, in fact, not be the case.

    Normally, I would say go for it but don't let it get emotional, however, in this case, no matter how this girl became your sister in law she is way too close to home to end in anything but tons of drama.

    I can almost guarantee the pussy will not be worth the shitstorm, friend...
     
    Punk.of.Ages, Jul 8, 2012
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  16. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    what about both of them.... together. You know the double dip!!!
     
    cynthetiq, Jul 8, 2012
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    There is a lot of debate about this. It's an interesting topic. I have studied human evolution, and it's not a simple matter of monogamy vs. non-monogamy, as pair bonding as a concept is hardwired in humans and many other animals alike as an evolutionary feature to support raising offspring to reproductive age. And humans are certainly no exception most likely due to our freakishly long juvenile stage.

    As a social/cultural matter, it gets really complex and confusing. But that should be of no surprise, because human psychology is complex and confusing. This is why there will be varying opinions on the matter of whether one should or shouldn't sleep with one's SIL. I mean, isn't the concept of an SIL merely as a social construct? My sibling's wife or my wife's sibling is still only a relative by the social construct of marriage.

    Anyway, I just stumbled across this, which I found interesting as well: Monogamous societies superior to polygamous societies | Gene Expression | Discover Magazine

    I wonder which comes first, the monogamy or the emotional shit storms.

    With or without monogamy, sexual competition will be somewhat of an issue, will it not?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 8, 2012
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  18. Lish

    Lish Very Tilted

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    Im here, but heart is somewhere else
    why is everyone assuming that the OP is a male?

    personally id like to see some girl on girl SIL action go down...

    bring it on!

    Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
     
    Lish, Jul 9, 2012
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  19. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    Hot damn, it's always good to broaden our thinking.
    If it's going to be hot lesbo action I'd buy a whole bottle of chardonnay. With a cork and everything.
     
    fflowley, Jul 9, 2012
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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    This. And I'm so glad I've had the honor of meeting you in person. Brings a tear to my eye sometimes.
     
    Plan9, Jul 9, 2012
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