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Food Post-Coital Sandwiches

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by snowy, Mar 13, 2012.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Last night I was considering this topic (I'll leave out further details). There is just something about a sandwich that is so appealing after sex. What's your favorite post-sex sandwich and do you have any strategies for making it easier to acquire said sandwich?

    Last night I was sincerely wishing for a sandwich making robot, as I had no desire to get up. My favorite is almond butter with strawberry freezer jam.
     
    snowy, Mar 13, 2012
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  2. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Fish tacos. ( don't hit me )
     
    Cayvmann, Mar 13, 2012
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    My preference is pre-coital on those. :D

    snowy is onto something. Sex often makes me hungry too, especially in the morning. It goes good with bacon and eggs. : p
     
    Borla, Mar 13, 2012
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  4. dodger01

    dodger01 Getting Tilted

    A big kosher dill pickle
     
    dodger01, Mar 13, 2012
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  5. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Sandwich...who has time to make a sandwich...I'm ravenous.
    I love something like cold fried chicken...something about sinking your teeth into a leg right after sweatin' it up. (yes, I'm still talking about the chicken)

    Then again, a bit after...when I'm sated...I could go for something else. A roast beef sandwich with Miracle Whip and a tomato.
     
    rogue49, Mar 13, 2012
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  6. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Since we're limited to sandwiches... Cheeseburger.
     
    Remixer, Mar 13, 2012
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  7. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    Reminds me of a joke that sort of applies here....

    Man walks into a bar, sits down and sees a sign "Cheese sandwiches $3 Handjobs $5"
    The barmaid walks up to him and asks him what he would like.
    He asks her if she's the one who gives the handjobs.
    She says "Yes"
    He then says "Well, wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich, I'm hungry"
     
    Craven Morehead, Mar 13, 2012
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  8. dodger01

    dodger01 Getting Tilted

    Since it is sandwiches we are talking about..... I would prefer a big burger. But who would want to cook one at that point. So a nice turkey on rye with a big kosher pickle on the side.....
     
    dodger01, Mar 13, 2012
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  9. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    True to stereotype, I prefer a nice nap.
     
    Stan, Mar 13, 2012
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  10. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Peanut butter and jelly on an english muffin.

    Might go well on another type of muffin... (yes, it's sick, yes indeedy...)

    :eek:
     
    SirLance, Mar 13, 2012
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  11. fflowley

    fflowley Don't just do something, stand there!

    I'm with Stan.
    I'm not awake long enough to even think about sandwiches.
     
    fflowley, Mar 13, 2012
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  12. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I'm not usually hungry after sex.
     
    Charlatan, Mar 14, 2012
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  13. SirLance

    SirLance Death Therapist

    Location:
    Where you least expect me
    Nor am I, but I would accept peanut butter and jelly on a muffin....
     
    SirLance, Mar 14, 2012
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  14. Daniel_

    Daniel_ The devil made me do it...

    Location:
    The United Kingdom, naturally
    Erm... A nice pair of baps and a big sausage?
     
    Daniel_, Mar 18, 2012
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  15. WOLF

    wolf Evil Grin

    Location:
    Right Behind You
    4 fried chickens and a coke.
     
    wolf, Mar 22, 2012
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  16. Bonkai

    Bonkai New Member

    Fried egg, slices ham cooked, and cheese on wheat toast! Even better if the egg is a little runny!
     
    Bonkai, Mar 26, 2012
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  17. Tophat665

    Tophat665 Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    NoVA
    Ideally, I would have Mrs Hat on one side and a second lady on the other, but sadly such is not an option.
    I have never considered a perfect After Sex Sandwich. I think it would have to be something light, refreshing, and cool, like a Cucumber and Cream Cheese, or Dilled tuna salad with swiss.
     
    Tophat665, Mar 26, 2012
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  18. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    When you've just had it off I think you are more likely to want to have a nice relax, not go make a sandwich.

    I'd have a Mars bar or something if I was hungry

    My favourite sandwich is a cheese ploughman's, so I suppose it would be my favourite after I've just had a screw since it's my favourite at other times. I think it would be a bit sexist of me to go ask my girlfriend to make me a sandwich straight after sex though?
     
    Strange Famous, Apr 6, 2012
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  19. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    In my case after I've made her come 30 times, she's usually in no shape to fix a sandwich. So I just go to sleep.
     
    Craven Morehead, Apr 6, 2012
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  20. Strange Famous

    Strange Famous it depends on who is looking...

    Location:
    Ipswich, UK
    My dad once told me a story about how he made a girlfriend cum so many times she had a nervous breakdown.

    He was (is) a terrible liar though.
     
    Strange Famous, Apr 6, 2012
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