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Food Naked Sushi Bar

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by cynthetiq, Oct 25, 2011.

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  1. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
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    I've seen them in movies, and during some drunken sake nights, I may have been inclined to eat sushi off some naked woman reclining on the table.

    Now that I'm not doing such things to myself with sake, I don't think I'd be so inclined. Do you have any interest in eating sushi off a naked woman or man?
     
    cynthetiq, Oct 25, 2011
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  2. KirStang

    KirStang Something Patriotic.

    Location:
    In the 17 Judicial Circuit
    No. Might even detract from the flavor.

    Could you imagine all those nasty oil and sweat coming off the person and adhering on to the rice? Ew.
     
    KirStang, Oct 26, 2011
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  3. Spiritsoar

    Spiritsoar Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    New York
    ^ This

    But hey, seems like a good marketing campaign.
     
    Spiritsoar, Oct 26, 2011
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Devil's Adovocate'd:

    Is this really any more nasty than chewing on the body parts of the person you sleep next to at night?

    Assuming Suki-Suki took a shower that morning and doesn't have crabs, it's probably "okay."

    How the regulatory bodies that deal with food safety see it, however, is another story.

    ...

    Back before I got a real job, I spent a whole year licking a Korean girl. Never got sick.

    It did, however, cause quite a swelling in my trousers. That's always awkward.
     
    Plan9, Oct 26, 2011
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  5. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    That's impressive. My tongue gets too tired after 45 mins or an hour.
     
    Borla, Oct 26, 2011
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  6. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Hopefully, she does have crabs. Tasty, succulent crabs. With clarified butter. ;)

    As for the OP, I probably would not attend such an event as I tend to be shy, but I have no problems with others if they wanted to indulge in a little horizontal tuna.
     
    Fremen, Oct 26, 2011
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Horizontal?

    I'm not smelling tuna, I'm smelling Hall of Fame.
     
    Plan9, Oct 26, 2011
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Thbthbthbthbthbthbthb
     
    the_jazz, Oct 26, 2011
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    "I'm not putting that dead flesh in my mouth; it touched living skin! Gross!"
     
    Baraka_Guru, Oct 26, 2011
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Who do you think you are? ZombieSquirrel? And I'm not even trying to harrass you!

    Geez!
     
    the_jazz, Oct 26, 2011
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  11. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    :rolleyes:

    I'd eat sushi off a naked man.

    Sushi - Yum
    Naked man - Yum
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 26, 2011
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  12. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Excuse me while I go get a spicy tuna roll. And strip down.
     
    the_jazz, Oct 26, 2011
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  13. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    1) I don't eat meat or fish...so I will require an avocado roll.
    2) I'm thinking we should just do it to get all of this sexual tension out of the way so that the boards can be more focused.
    ....
    3) no....nevermind. I just threw up in my mouth a little. I need to get the taste out of my mouth. Send me a naked man (not jazz) and some sake.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 26, 2011
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  14. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    FTFY
     
    the_jazz, Oct 26, 2011
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  15. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Sushi on naked chicks has existed for decades and is hardly a controversial thing.

    Lookie here:

    [​IMG]

    A bowl of that stuff goes for up to $150.
     
    Remixer, Oct 26, 2011
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  16. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

    Location:
    third rock from the sun
    That and the drool from countless 50 year old men hovering over her to get a better view.

    I can make this statement with some certainty as I'm 59.
     
    Craven Morehead, Oct 26, 2011
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  17. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    I will provide you with avocado rolls and sake, but you are on your own with finding a naked man.
     
    Jove, Oct 26, 2011
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Thanks Jove. You are much nicer and less creepy than a lot of the people on here.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Oct 26, 2011
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  19. streak_56

    streak_56 I'm doing something, going somewhere...

    Location:
    C eh N eh D eh....
    are you calling me creepy Zombie?
     
    streak_56, Oct 26, 2011
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  20. spindles

    spindles Very Tilted

    Location:
    Sydney, Australia
    It does seem a little strange when people are called 'creepy' by a zombie :)
     
    spindles, Oct 26, 2011
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