MST3K Quotes

That would of course be Mystery Science Theater 3000. Some of the lines they wrote are utter gems.

"Oh she's blind. That explains the decorating."

"He's like an idiot savant, minus the savant."

should throw in this link here, very pertinent.

 

MITCHELL!
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Major kudos, Speed_Gibson.

Oh, snap! MST3K is probably the funniest thing I blocked out about being married. My exwife was a huge fan and we'd spend the weekends binge drinking and watching MST3K on DVD with my military coworkers. I would laugh so hard that I would hurt myself. Only Leslie Nielsen has the ability to cripple me in a more thorough fashion. Mitchell, as noted, is my favorite simply because I love reciting the lines from it over and over again.

Man, I can't pick one quote... it's all so goddamn funny. Just watch this:

 

Great spaghetti monster in the sky, I love that show. Rewatch them on Netflix all the time.

"Everybody, please go back to yer drinkin'"

 

Watched this one yesterday on NetFlix...


Man...I sure hope he said "peanuts".

 

Rowsdower?

 

Have to include the newer films here as well that are just as ripe for the picking by these guys, and just as good material as the older stuff.
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From Breaking Dawn Part 1:
Wedding invitation letter falls to the ground as Jacob heads outside peeling his shirt off -
"Another rejection letter from a college that requires shirts."
link for that one - I pulled that line from the preview. So far I cannot bring myself to spend any money on it or watch that film, but might try someday with that Rifftrax and a rental.

 

I pull this nugget out for my boys from time to time; weirds out the wife: "EastMan....He came out of the east to do battle with The AMAZING RANDO!!"
I also frequently use "ACTING!!" particularly while the wife is watching Secret Life of the American Teenager.
And I don't think I've ever said "C'mon, give uncle Scrotor a hug!" in front of anyone.
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Positively brilliant thread, by the by. Aces.

 

I watched The Matrix with the Rifftrax audio track and some of Alien (going to finish that eventually). Both good ones in their rights, but The Matrix is more MST3K worthy than Alien is. Hearing references to Olivander (not caring about spelling) from Harry Potter and Bilbo searching for his precious with the ship's sensors was great.
Might sit through Twilight + Rifftrax with some friends who have an equally dim view of it soon, I am certain that this is the only way to actually watch that masterpiece that fails to make even the "high" Tilted Film Production standards.

 

From Episode 0810 - The Giant Spider Invasion
"They're only poor in money and spirit and dignity and moral fiber and hygiene."