March 14 - Steak and a Blowjob Day

Greetings all.

While many of you will be celebrating March 14th (03/14) as Pi Day, there are also many who will be celebrating the lesser known, Steak (or Beer) and Blowjob Day.

For years, men have been party to February 14th -- Valentine's Day. March 14th is the day to get some back. How did you celebrate?

(and yes, there was a thread about this on the old board, I just thought we should revive it)


Sadly, I celebrated neither with pie nor with blowjobs. I am bereft of special holiday celebrations.

 

It must never be forgotten.

 

I actually ended up getting a steak. With an ex boyfriend. But no blowjobs or pie were had by either party.

The steak was pretty good, though.

 

I had a steak, but the wife wasn't home, and besides she thinks BJs are icky.... ( I gotta start re-investigating my priorities in life )

 

I had forgotten this festival. Coincidentally, I actually had a steak last night...but alas, no hummer. Upon seeing this timely reminder, I have made a formal declaration of grievances to be addressed. We shall see. Thanks charlie for the reminder.

 

I have a bad feeling that it's never going to be blowjob day for me. ( unless I win the lottery and take that trip to a Vegas brothel, mwuahahahah ) I'll still eat the steak.

 

I was increadibly sick for Steak and Blowjob Day. Boo.
HOWEVER
My lovely fiance has promised me a steak dinner and a BJ when I'm back to full health. Because she is awesome.

 

I am single so I can have steak any time I like

I find this thing kind of annoying and it just reinforces the stereotype that all men are boorish louts and that all women are emotionally fragile and silly.

An adult couple ought to be able to eat how they like and screw how they like without special days,

 

And they should be able to eat chocolate and be romantic without special days!

(they should also feel free to develop a sense of humour... but only June 15th)

 

Or on the Ides Of March..............

 

how did i not know about this holiday? doesn't matter, my SO is unreachable at the moment

 

Hey, I had a steak last night!

 

i had a steak of proverbial cock in my mouth (in the sense that i don't like it, not that there's anything wrong with it blah blah [political correctness statement]) from all the static that the Academy is giving me

 

Damn! I didn't know about this! I'm going to make a note for myself and add it to our calendar for next year. I want to see what my wife says when she finds this listed.

 

Sadly you are probably 100% correct.