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Food Know what this delicacy is?

Discussion in 'Tilted Food' started by loquitur, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    Here, have a look:

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    Doesn't that look inviting?
     
  2. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    I have no idea, but it looks to me like assorted candy-coated nuts with hummus.
     
  3. thats definately hummus. ive been having that stuff my whole life.

    as for the coloured balls stuff, it could be pickled olives (maybe some are coloured?) the red black, brown and yellowy ones could be olives and are commonly eaten with hummus in the middle east.
     
  4. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    I was going to guess raw cookie dough, but hummus makes more sense.
     
  5. Indigo Kid

    Indigo Kid Getting Tilted

    M&Ms with cookie dough, right?

    A stoner's dream come true !!! :) (Not that there's anything wrong with catching a buzz once in a while)
     
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Following URLs: So easy, a Plan9 can do it.
     
  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Many of you seem completely unfamiliar with loquitur's posting history.

    It's candy-coated shit* of some kind, clearly.

    My second guess is something with an exoskeleton.

    *literally
     
  8. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Dude, he's posted like 7.4 times the entire time I've been at TFP. Either you've got a really, really long memory or I've missed something super fun since then. That and I'm missing the big joke since it's not apparent based on the website from which I found the above image and its simple description. I would eat hummus and peanut M&Ms. Dig both of them; can imagine it would be a delightful combination with a unique texture.

    Anyway, clue a brother in to the shit-'n-dead-bugs joke. Is this the kinda joke like if @UsTwo decided to post in one of chelle's relationship threads?

    loquitur, quit being a goddamn unicorn in suspenders and get your ass back on TFP. We need your love.
     
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Well, did you look at his thread posting history?

    He's the acclaimed author of such titles as:
    Notably absent are threads with cute pictures of infant animals, threads asking for advice with the ladies, threads asking about favourite soft drinks, and threads listing the most LOL action-film one-liners.
     
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Oooooh, I thought you were talking about serious threads, not the 3 post wonders that read like Weekly World News.

    I vaguely remember the McRib thread. The rest of them don't ring any bells. Thankfully.

    Nevertheless, our pinstriped hero needs to show up here more often.
     
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  11. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    what can I say, I find offbeat things amusing. And one thing about the internet, BG, is that it feeds us a never-ending stream of offbeat.

    That said, when I first saw the hummus-and-peanut-m&m's picture, I thought they were olives with food dye.
     
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  12. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    that's what I thought it was but then thought, it can't be. It has to be colored olives.
     
  13. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    BG, do you really want posts with kittens and rainbows? or soft drinks? or dating advice?
    Maybe I can come up with a creative way to combine all of them. Yeah, that's the ticket...............
     
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    If there neither kitten blood nor dead unicorns, then no.

    Just no.
     
  15. loquitur

    loquitur Getting Tilted

    how about dating kittens?
     
  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    I would totally date kittens; they're so easy to please.
     
  17. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Ugh, but they just like women... fickle. One minute they're all cuddly, next minute they scratch your face.

    *rubs his cheek*
     
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    This is my point. Whatever it is they're doing right now is the best thing in the world.
     
  19. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

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    Plan9, so was this a tasty meal? I found this while digging around my cupboards, it's Y2K when I got this stuff, so what it's 12.5 years old? Anyone want to sample it?

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  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Yep, that is the generic Kool-Aid, cheese 'n crackers and accessory packet of the famous Meal, Ready to Eat (MRE).

    The cheese and crackers are pretty delicious. The Kool-Aid is what it is. And the toilet paper is totally useless.