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Is it safe to sit upright on the edge of the sofa and masturbate?

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by banwan, May 26, 2015.

  1. BANWAN

    banwan Banned

    I heard that if you have an orgasm in this position that the pressure from the sofa will obstruct the muscles used at orgasm causing them to rip. The result is that the muscles surrounding the root of the penis are ripped and torn.
     
    banwan, May 26, 2015
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  2. Snoogans

    Snoogans Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Uppsala, Sweden
    Keep in mind, I'm not a doctor, but I've (very)actively practiced masturbation for over twenty years.

    If you can imagine a way to masturbate, I (and approx. 68% of the male population my age and over) have probably done it like that at least three times.

    I have never torn a "penis-root-muscle", and I doubt I've ever been close.
     
    Snoogans, Jun 9, 2015
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  3. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Isn't there another thread here that asks basically the same question?

    Edit--Actually there are three, all started by banwan.
     
    Chris Noyb, Jun 9, 2015
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  4. oldtimer56

    oldtimer56 umime

    Location:
    East Texas
    oldtimer56, Jul 9, 2015
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Where are these penis root muscles, again?

    I've been jackin' in nonstandard positions for a million years and I've never once pulled anything in the crotch area. Legs and back and wrist, sure... never my groin.
     
    Plan9, Jul 9, 2015
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  6. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    I am positive you will be perfectly safe with this method on your sofa, but bring it in from the front porch first...
     
    paddyjoe, Jul 10, 2015
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  7. Temple

    Temple New Member

    Use a friends sofa :)
     
    Temple, Jul 13, 2015
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  8. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect Donor

    Location:
    At work..
    its never hurt me
     
    ralphie250, Jul 13, 2015
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Just lay out a towel or something. I'd be more concerned about grinding the stink of my taint on my upholstery.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 13, 2015
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  10. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Well, I now know the difference between 'taint and 'tis.:)

    My guy will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night or early in the morning and go sit in front of his computer, on his office chair, with no underwear on. Gross.
     
    Lindy, Jul 14, 2015
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I'm quite familiar with the difference, as sometimes I cum on her 'taint, and sometimes I cum on her 'tis. :p

    Dude needs to lay out a towel. Pornhub will wait for him.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 14, 2015
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