If you could design your very own android sex toy... NSFW

i will return to this thread when I have a minute

 

Put Pamela Anderson in the way back machine, to when she was in her early 20's.
Then make her an android and send her to me.

 

I have a few viewpoints on this one...

...if the manufacturers really want me to buy this sort of thing, they'd better improve it a thousandfold- all we've got now is something that lies there lifeless but feels somewhat like a human body, and incapable of cuddling.

Shit, I just described my wife. ZING!

On a more serious note, my reflex answer to the question would be: Stacey Travis as she appears in the movie Hardware (age 26):


Ironically, the plot of the movie involved her battling a robot that's trying to kill her because she's sexually active.

But upon reflection, the idea of me having sex with a twenty-something woman (or at least an artifice that appears to be in its twenties) is laughably absurd.

On that basis, I dismiss that notion and have something more suitable for me:

I think I'd like a robot that looks like a middle-aged woman (40's to 50's) with cellulite and wrinkles. She can be a little overweight, too- just for realism. She can have a minor issue with her body, so that if I wanted sex I'd have to sweet-talk her into it. (No point in making it TOO easy, but maybe she can have a slider switch that adjusts the level of "playing hard to get" in case there are days when I just can't wait.)

Maybe I would program some random sex act for it so once in a while it would surprise me. (insert your own algorithm sex joke here) I haven't the faintest idea where the hell I would store it, but as my wife usually sleeps on our couch anyway it can stay in the bedroom.



Also, if I had a sex robot that looked exactly like my wife, I would program it to ask for sex every day for a month.

I would then turn it down.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Then, at the 30 day mark, I would donate it to charity where it would cook meals for orphans or some equally honorable pursuit.

 

I would probably have a version of the woman I still see when I think of a lady. Her smile, her laugh, her musical voice. Those boobs that were bigger than mine and perfect, the way she danced. Damn. I have issues. =/ Umm, will come back to this thread later. Great idea for a thread @Lindy <3

 

Just looked her up on IMDB and damn she's aged well. Older than me and still attractive.

As far as sex androids, I'd just like one that seems to want to have sex with me... I like enthusiasm much more than I worry about physical appearance.

Having said that, I tend to like short, slightly thick brunettes...

 

no, its a toy. but that's my opinion

 

I agree, this is not being unfaithful. If the purchase is okay for both.
@rogue49 makes an interesting idea.
Make your toy with inter-changeable parts. Skin colour too. For partnered folks make the sex organs and physics also changeable.
I would get bored quickly with the exact same android daily. Plus the wanting and interaction would be crucial.
I'd like a woman, dark skinned, wide hips with a round ass that doesn't sag but jiggles nicely. Flat stomach and breasts that are small to just a hand full. Long firm arms with delicate wrists and hands. Same with legs and feet. Her face would be thinner, with full lips and a slightly larger mouth, and and a beautiful nose like Barbara Streisand, long flowing hair down the middle of her back.
Her vagina would be smooth and soft with firm lips and fit me just right.
My toy would also enjoy anal and ask me for it.

 

I had the pleasure of e-mailing her a few times some years ago; she's generous towards her fans.



I had to return to this thread because after a good night's sleep (during which I slept alone, as usual) I realized I made a serious error- If I can't convince a woman of flesh & blood with feelings to have sex with me, why would I have any better success with an emotionless machine?

Of course I would not. My bad.


So with that, may I present my theme song?


Here's the lyrics for those inclined to read them:

Started with a perfect frame, a high speed composite brain. Made her smart, made her think I was funny.

Gave her independent style, a super heart-melting smile. Made her kind, her disposition sunny. Made her slender, curvy and tall, made her not jealous at all. Made her tough but as cute as a bunny.

But when I turned her on she wasn't turned on by me. I guess cyborgs can see who they want to see.

Can you imagine my surprise, when I looked into those perfect eyes. I thought they must be miscalibrated. At first I thought the focus was off, then I felt the horrible shock they were not, she was looking over me.

But when I turned her on she wasn't turned on by me. I guess cyborgs can see who they want to see.

Now I have a broken heart. I guess I made her way too smart. She realized, realized she's too good for me. Though it really hurt real bad, there is one thing I'm glad about, the masterpiece I unleashed on the universe.

But when I turned her on she wasn't turned on by me. I guess cyborgs can see who they want to see.

And of course, we have the obligatory Photoshop:

 

Yea, it's a fantasy so I would want all my fantisies fulfilled. One of the details about real people is that they can change their look. I saw an episode of Star Trek where the guy made 100's of Android women identical. Why? Why not all types from all the galaxy?

 

The area where modern tech is lacking is the OS. The movie Her demonstrates what type of personality that should be possible. Either by having pre-programmed responses and questions that get updated, researching what other people have said in movies and TV shows to certain questions, to being able to quickly figure out what to say by using AI and internet data. Personality adjustments can be adjusted, and variety in conversations will keep it interesting.

As an engineer, I think the animatronics, sensors, and mechanical internals will be greatly improved in the next 10 years. Batteries, wireless charging (while sleeping), and solid state data storage space will go a long way towards making these more realistic. The engineers need to create some basic macros for movement, and allow it to learn from the past.

Along with the above, the hands, eyes, eye lids, mouth, and neck movements are the only areas where the robots aren't as good as humans.

As for the appearance I would choose, it would be the typical thin, blonde, 5'6", 105 lbs girl that every guy would want.

 

you just about hit the nail on the head so to speak

 

Well, I actually hadn't thought of it that way, but that does give me an idea: maybe I can get a robot that looks like her, and declare it faulty- then when they come to take it away, there can be a mishap of sorts...



Don't worry, I have my defense all planned out if things should turn sticky for me:


Oh yeah, the future's lookin' so bright, I gotta wear shades!