Hanging jewelry box

Hi, I created something new to make my complicated life less complicated.
It gives my desk an extra room. I can use it to store jewelry.
I made it myself, so please keep in mind that it's not a factory-perfect shape.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjHzYAv4XCw

 

...how much jewelry does a 35 year old man have?

 

You already tried to sell this junk before:
Hi, need your opinion. | The TFP

Enjoy your time here until one of the staff sees this.

 

MeltedMetalGlob,

I demand you post a Mr. T meme here!

 

Granted.

 

MeltedMetalGlob,

You are my hero.

 

Just wait until that asshole the_jazz shows up

 

so this shitty box will make my complicated life less complicated?

 

Wait, you poop in the box? I thought it was for jewelry.

Oh wait - my bad. I forgot that you're a woman and therefore poop diamonds and rubies. Carry on.

Hey wireshield, have you not gotten the hint yet? You're simply proving that my opinion of spammers is correct - that they are, as a rule, subhuman and complete morons.

 

I fucking dreamed about this damn box last night. Not cool.

 

Could have been worse... could have been the box from Hellraiser. Or Se7en.

 

None of this surprises me, I love Japan! Most interesting country in the world.

 

The best part of the video is the Russian accent.

Now I know what happened to the surplus post-Soviet KGB.

"You can hang it while washing hands or beating imperialist, running dog lackeys."

 

Seeing two oh so wonderful threads like these in such short order brought this to mind -

 

It's like you can see into my head.

 

Hey wireshield, I improved your post. I hope you don't mind.

 

That is interesting, might have to watch one of the more professional performances of that musical version one of these days.

 

I regret that I can only "like" your post. In a perfect world, I would make sweet, sweet love to it on a bearskin rug in front of a fire.