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Girly He-Man shit

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by girldetective, Jun 30, 2013.

  1. girldetective

    girldetective Getting Tilted

    Im moving, and I spent the day with sweat circumventing every fuckin crevice and muscles at attention. I was wearing a mini skirt and low tank, and the heat felt good. I might be girlie with flip flops waggin, but I like being equal with the burn. Lifting the piano was awesome!
     
    girldetective, Jun 30, 2013
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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Not sure where this is going, but I'll give it a try:

    My girlfriend is a bit of a ninja even while dolled up. I've seen her sprint and no-joke jump over people to get into a train car.

    That's gotta be a challenge in heels with jeans so tight that a gynecologist doesn't ask you to remove them for an exam.
     
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  3. girldetective

    girldetective Getting Tilted

    Hey! I like your girlfreind!

    Before I head to the shower, I strongly suggest you sniff n'whiff the strong, undeniably beautiful stench of she-man, coupled with smoked salmon, crab, onion rings, hot peppers, Makers with lemon, and a little beach salt. Peeewwww! I love it! That awful old dog once said that I smelled better after a long day than some smell right out of the shower. Thats where Im headin - the shower - but only because I feel for the rest of you. Its good to stink it up with a rough days work! Muscle it up!
     
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    girldetective, Jun 30, 2013
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  4. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I've packed my belongings into a truck more times than I care to admit. I've always been stronger (and more resourceful) than I look.
     
    mixedmedia, Jun 30, 2013
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  5. GIANT HAMBURGER

    Giant Hamburger Hail Citizens!

    Location:
    low-velocity earth orbit
    One of my daughters can take a girly he-man shit.
    She often forgets to flush and the thing looks like a tree branch in there.
    She has the tubes of giant!
     
    Giant Hamburger, Jul 4, 2013
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    MOTHER OF GOD.

    Can't breathe.
     
    Plan9, Jul 4, 2013
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  7. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    I get the tree branch, but I don't get the forgetting to flush. Sounds like she's forgetting on purpose, just to show off.

    Also, this is why I own a commercial grade auger.
     
    DamnitAll, Jul 5, 2013
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  8. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Here I was avoiding this thread because girly he-man shit make me go cray-cray 'cause it's so fraking hawt....

    But then I realized that it's literally about girly he-man shit.

    That shit don't have the same effect.

    I had a good LOL though. Thanks, GH.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jul 5, 2013
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  9. GIANT HAMBURGER

    Giant Hamburger Hail Citizens!

    Location:
    low-velocity earth orbit
    Hah, I bought one last year.
    My youngest likes to flush things that shouldn't be flushed
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    like zebras.
     
    Giant Hamburger, Jul 5, 2013
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