CinnamonGirl and ZombieSquirrel Texts

CinnamonGirl and I text frequently. It's usually pretty hilarious.

This thread is dedicated to how funny we are even if she's on the East Coast and I'm on the West Coast!

ZS: Damn it! Just saying naked makes me think about his ass. He has a nice ass.
Cinn: Think about baseball. And your grandma. And maybe your grandma playing baseball.

 

I need more funny texting in my life.

I do have an Irish, who's texts require reading aloud because of the phonetic genius of the UK.

 

I really wish my phone had better data storage--I've had to delete some real gems. I DO remember this one from a few years back, though:

Cinn: I'M IN BOSTON!
ZS: You should lick something. Like Harvard. Or someone who goes to Harvard. Or someone who knows where Harvard is.

 

AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! I remember that!

You should always lick new things when you're in a new city. Makes sense.

 

Well, he wasn't NEW, exactly. But he knew where Harvard was

 

SCANDALOUS!

I like post-crack and pre-hobbit Cin. Let's go back to that.

Actually let's go back to Post Pizzaphone and Pre Crack Cinn. High school was fun. So are inside jokes. (Pre 5.0 people are going to think you had a drug problem...it was much worse.)

RAFFLE OFF YOUR PANTS!

 

That sounds like a winner.

 

Ha...oh, man.

So, ZS and I used to go to the Thespian conference every year with our troupe, and one of the things we most looked forward to was the LaSalle boys. LaSalle was an area all-male high school, and from what we could tell, they were all very hot, very funny, and excellent actors (all very important qualities in a man, we felt.) Anyway, I remember one year specifically, one of the guys from LaSalle did the prize raffle. After the prizes were given out, everyone convinced him to raffle off the bag with all the names in it. We thought maybe we could get him to raffle off his pants, and were very encouraging. Sadly, no, although we did get a wink and a smile.

Anyway, however many years later, we're still using that phrase. It still makes me laugh.

 

You never told us that you were thespians.

I love me some gay girls with speech impediments...

 

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