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Christmas gift for Lady friend?

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by dodger01, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. dodger01

    dodger01 Getting Tilted

    What do I get for a Lady Friend that"s 3,000 miles away? Yoga/Massage spa gift certificate? We are intimate but more like "Same Time next Year".
    Running out of time.......
     
    dodger01, Dec 19, 2011
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  2. aquafox

    aquafox Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Ibapah, UT
    double headed crazy retractable vibrating waving arm sex toy?
     
    aquafox, Dec 19, 2011
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  3. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    A massage/spa gift certificate would kick ASS. I personally approve of that one.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Dec 19, 2011
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  4. Willravel

    Willravel Getting Tilted

    Location:
    San Francisco Bay Area
    Call her mom and ask her what her favorite book was as a child, like The Velveteen Rabbit or The Trumpet and the Swan or something, and locate a first edition. This is, of course, assuming it's a classic. If it's The Berenstain Bears Addicted to Junk Food, this might not be as touching.

    Another option might be to get some very high quality imported chocolates and flowers sent along with a hand-written love note. I know that seems like a Valentines Day kind of thing, but so what? It's thoughtful and romantic.

    TBH, though, I think the absolute best gift would be you visiting. If that's at all a possibility, that's your strongest gift.

    Best of luck, and happy Christmas!
     
    Willravel, Dec 20, 2011
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  5. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Man, what I wouldn't give for massage/spa moment... When life gets stressful, that's an awesome way to relax.
     
    Japchae, Dec 20, 2011
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  6. Jove

    Jove Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    Michigan
    Listen to Noodle and Cinn, get her the Yoga/Massage spa gift certificate .
     
    Jove, Dec 20, 2011
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  7. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Heck, I think I want a spa gift cert now
     
    Cayvmann, Dec 20, 2011
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  8. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I'd start by asking the question "what does she like other than my dick in her" and see where the answer takes you. Especially if you're looking to give her a physical thing rather than a gift certificate.
     
    the_jazz, Dec 20, 2011
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  9. wyopen

    wyopen Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Montana
    Probably too late to be any help to you but the best gift my husband ever gave me was a vibrator. Since this is a "lady friend" you're going to be the one who knows how the gift would be received. Good luck!
     
    wyopen, Dec 24, 2011
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  10. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    how cool would it be to have your picture printed on it!
     
    paddyjoe, Dec 24, 2011
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  11. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I approve of a $100 Burger King gift card.

    *notices the WeightWatchers gang*

    ... I mean, Subway.
     
    Remixer, Dec 24, 2011
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