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Apparently there IS someone for everyone. Charles Manson to wed?

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Borla, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    AP Exclusive: Charles Manson gets marriage license - Yahoo News


    Reading other stories, when she was 17 she moved cross-country to be near the prison he was in. In California you do not get conjugal visits in this situation, since he's in for life w/o a parole date.

    I wonder where a 17yr old gets such an interest, to devote the next 9 years of her life to basically idolizing him to the point of marriage.
     
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    Borla, Nov 17, 2014
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  2. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I don't understand why he should have any rights, other than the most basic ones under the law. He should not have the right to marry.
    Also, this girl needs a psychiatric evaluation, imo.
     
    Fremen, Nov 17, 2014
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  3. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    God help her
     
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    ralphie250, Nov 17, 2014
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  4. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    It's a sad day when even Charles Manson is gonna get some hot action and I'm left out in the cold.

    The real question is why couldn't Manson have snagged my wife? They seem made for each other. ZING!

    [​IMG]
     
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    MeltedMetalGlob, Nov 17, 2014
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  5. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    MMG - I feel your pain
     
    RedSneaker, Nov 17, 2014
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  6. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    That girl must be nuttier than a Christmas fruitcake.
     
    Levite, Nov 17, 2014
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  7. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    I'm sorry to say we see this all the time.

    There is even a written protocol for what specific documentation is required in these circumstances.
     
    Street Pattern, Nov 18, 2014
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  8. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    She claims part of the reason for the marriage is so she can have (with his permission) more access to his court records, allowing her to fight for his innocence.
     
    Borla, Nov 18, 2014
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  9. cynthetiq

    cynthetiq Administrator Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    New York City
    "when I saw the swastika scar, I knew he was the one."
     
    cynthetiq, Nov 18, 2014
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  10. flat5

    flat5 Vertical

    Location:
    Amsterdam, NL
    I'm afraid there will be a folk ballad and a movie.
     
    flat5, Nov 18, 2014
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I don't know who's the attention whore more...him or her??

    But, supposedly he's a charismatic fella...hey, if you can get a dozen people to maim & slaughter for ya...then it should be easy to win a girl. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Nov 18, 2014
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  12. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Maybe I've been going about this all wrong- the way to score with chicks is to land myself in the slammer!

    Only one possible flaw in my plan:
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    @MeltedMetalGlob, you did say you wanted a spouse covered with tattoos and able to bench press at least 350 pounds right?
     
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  14. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    manson.jpg
     
    Street Pattern, Nov 19, 2014
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  15. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Borla, Feb 10, 2015
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  16. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Gotta wonder who's playing whom...
     
    RedSneaker, Feb 10, 2015
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  17. weezer

    weezer Getting Tilted

    Location:
    this mortal coil
    I take comfort in knowing that this will be a sacred union between a man and a woman, the way god intended. not one of those godless same-sex jobs.

    [spoken sarcastically]
     
    weezer, Feb 11, 2015
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    While I don't approve of the potential resulting display, it is nice to know that Manson was used just as he has used others in the past.
    And that's likely the most "jerking off" he'll get in a long time.

    If he can't be dead, then humiliation from his own decisions & desires is at least some karma. I'm not into inflicting pain, but I do enjoy a deflation of hubris.
    Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
     
    rogue49, Feb 11, 2015
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