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Alarm Clocks

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by snowy, Mar 20, 2013.

  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I don't use an alarm clock. Well, I'll use one if I absolutely have to, but on a day-to-day basis, I can't stand to use an alarm. Instead, I train myself to get up at the time I want to get up. After a few days of getting up at the same time, it's conditioned into me. This strategy works for me largely in part because I can't use the alarm clock. The alarm clock ruins my sleep; I wake up every hour afraid I've overslept the alarm. When I rely on my own internal clock, I know I will get up on time.

    Do you use an alarm clock? Have you ever thought about skipping the alarm clock or disengaging yourself from using one?
     
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  2. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    I have my mobile set to annoy me at 2000 which gives me two hours before work starts. The drive is a short one so I can usually relax for at least an hour before actually getting ready.
     
  3. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    I use my phone's alarm and usually have two alarms set. I'm paranoid and a secondary / tertiary insomniac. I never know when I'm going to fall back asleep or wake up. Other than the whole 2-4am thing. But even that is unreliable on a regular basis. It's a struggle, me and sleep. If I didn't have an alarm clock, I'd never be anywhere on time.
     
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  4. I use my cell phone however at least 75% of the time I wake before the alarm. Didn't used to be this way. Maybe only in the past five years. I think I'm old but at least I'm not eating dinner at 4:30. Yet.
     
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  5. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Eating dinner earlier means it's whiskey o'clock earlier. ;)
     
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  6. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I almost always use an alarm clock. That said, I have been waking up five minutes before my alarm on a consistent basis. The alarm is added security.
     
  7. martian

    martian Server Monkey Staff Member

    Location:
    Mars
    I sleep through alarms, but I've gotten pretty good at getting myself to wake up when I need to as compensation for this. If I have something super important I'll set multiple alarms on my cell phone in five minute intervals, which is what it takes to wake me up and get my ass out of bed. I can't use snooze because when I'm half asleep I won't hit the snooze button, I'll just turn the damn thing off.

    Of course, these days it helps that I have a job where I'm not on a fixed schedule. Nobody cares if I roll in at noon every day, so long as all my shit gets done, and sleeping in therefore isn't a concept that's relevant to me any longer. I can't tell you how amazingly liberating that is; I strongly recommend it if you have the means to make it happen.
     
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  8. Knight Templar

    Knight Templar Holy Warrior

    Location:
    Struthers,Ohio
    I use a clock radio with the radio for the alarm jack-up to wake the dead !.
    That's the only way I can get up to go to work.
     
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I set my cellphone alarm and usually wake up five minutes before it goes off.

    I almost always use the alarm for naps. I like controlling the duration.
     
  10. Freetofly

    Freetofly Diving deep into the abyss

    I use the cellphone alarm but wake up before it goes off, can't stand the noise of it, my brain just wants to smash it.
     
  11. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I changed my mobile phone's alarm from one that made me want to smash things to one that sounds like waves on a shore. Actually, it starts like that but eventually morphs into the sound of fog horns that get louder and more frequent the longer you ignore it.

    It makes me want to turn it off before it gets to far into the cycle. Thankfully I wake before it goes off.
     
  12. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I use a cell phone alarm, and I change the song I use every couple weeks. Right now, I'm using this song

    View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoA0cTC228M


    The nice thing about that song is that if I don't hear the alarm initially, I DEFINITELY will after it plays for about 3 minutes. I try to keep my phone far enough from the bed that I can't easily reach it to turn off the alarm.

    If there's something that I absolutely HAVE to be awake for and I'm afraid I won't make it (flight after a long night, etc), I use clocky:


    View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W82WdRBx4E
     
  13. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I would fucking stomp clocky. Hard.
     
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  14. arkana

    arkana Very Tilted

    Location:
    canada
    My alarm is the transporter sound from TNG. Of course it is.
     
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I tend to sleep through at least 30 seconds of any alarm I use.

    I like to use this track though, cleverly entitled "The Awakening." It gets me in the mood to "conquer" my day:


    View: http://youtu.be/ox5Ibes76Gs
     
  16. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    The first time I used Clocky, the little fucker drove under my bed and started spinning in circles where I couldn't reach it. I had to get a broom to get it out and turn it off. Henceforth, Clocky is only used in emergency situations (it also gives my cats heart attacks).
     
  17. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    It would be worth it for the shock to the cats.
     
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    One summer, I worked at a fruit leather factory on the packaging line, and I had to get up at 5:30 every morning to be at work by 6:30. In the days before YouTube, I managed to make a .wav recording of the audio from this part of Lord of the Rings; just prior to this scene, there's a longer section of music:


    I set it up as an alarm on my computer, so I woke up to Enya every day singing "Aníron" from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. It was a nice way to wake up. Much better than a conventional alarm.

    I also made a similar recording of Professor Snape (Alan Rickman) saying, "There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class" and alternatively woke up to that.
     
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  19. itwasme

    itwasme But you'll never prove it. Donor

    Location:
    In the wind
    I have 2 morning alarms set on my phone. The first one, set at 15 minutes before I have to get up, is a soothing harp sound. It's like it is singing "good morning! get up soon or that other irritating alarm sound will start." I get up, try making enough noise in the kitchen to start waking the kids. Then I give them a hug & kiss on the cheek while singing "Good morning, good morning, good moooorning! Good morning, good morning, to you!" If they aren't up in 5 minutes, I fill the spray bottle with cold water and try that next.
    I tried using that annoying alarm that sounds like a loud pinball machine (on my phone), but it was a loud shock my phone almost didn't survive that morning.
     
  20. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek