Gun Humor Thread
 

Figure I'd start a thread about gun humor.

I'll start with:

You know you're a gun nut when....

1.) You get excited talking to friends about free float barrels.
2.) You get mad when people say "clip" instead of "magazine."
3.) You revel in pointing out movie firearm inconsistencies (THAT AIMPOINT'S ON BACKWARDS!...see below)
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4.) You sit in front of the TV idly doing mag changes.
5.) You can quote Heller verbatim.
6.) You remember calibers and zero distances but not family members' birthdays.
7.) You participate in John Moses Browning vs. Gaston Glock debates.
8.) The LAPD came to your house for more firepower during the North Hollywood Shootout.
9.) You drooled at the 20mm NTW-20 in District 9.

Feel free to add more gun humor. :)

You're named after a .45ACP SMG and commented in my Gun Humor thread.

I like you, new guy. :D

Where's the quote in post #2 from?

Adorable. I guess people living in Darfur aren't in a SHTF situation then?

Therein lies the distinction....they're in Sudan...

You'll likely use your beans and bandaids long before you use your bullets. That was the point.

A few gems from the Simpsons:

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I appreciate humor that's introspective.