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Halx · 05-28-2004, 11:09 AM

Ok, I just read a little bit on the board regarding Andrei Kirilenko's nickname: AK47 - and I agree that this is one of the better nicknames in the game because his initials are AK, he wears #47 and he is from Russia. If only he were a better shooter...

So I got to thinking, what other nicknames are out there that are either really good or really bad? Don't just LIST them off, ok? Tell us why.

Two nicknames of former Clippers that I picked up from Ralph Lawler's commentary are fairly amusing to me. Eric Piatkowski is The Polish Rifle. It's a rather good nickname considering he's a dead eye shooter and his name is obviously polish. Darius Miles is Sky Miles. This is so bad, I laugh right after I call him it. This of course takes a page from when he and Quentin Richardson were the best pair in the league for alley-oops. Likening it to a frequent flyer program just magnetizes the palm to the forehead.

BonesCPA · 05-28-2004, 11:47 AM

Great nicknames just happen, they can't be thought out (and you can't give them to yourself). I also think that the nicknames from the past ring clearer than some of the current ones, because the ones you remember are generally from good athletes. Allen "The Answer" Iverson will never reach the level of George "The Iceman" Gervin.

Some of my alltime favorites:

Sweetness - Walter Payton
Chocolate Thunder - Daryl Dawkins (76ers)
Dr. J - Julius Erving
Magic - Earvin Johnson
The Snake - Ken Stabler (he came before Jake)
Pudge - Ivan Rodriguez

Of the list could go on forever.

frolichoek · 05-28-2004, 12:31 PM

The simplicity and force of A-Rod is a great testament to nicknames. It just carries weight with it, which is what a good nick should do.

Can we please make a request to this post that no "Chris Berman" nicknames be included?

djtestudo · 05-28-2004, 12:35 PM

Remember Carlton Fisk was the original Pudge.

My favorite is a former Orioles pitcher named Don Stanhouse; actually two favorites. He was an eccentric pitcher, so he was known as "Stan the Man Unusual". Also, he had a tendency to go to full counts and walk the bases loaded before getting out of a jam. Earl Weaver called him "Full Pack", because that's what he'd smoke in the dugout tunnel since he couldn't bear to watch him pitch.

Another one was Dick Stuart, a firstbaseman who was such a bad fielder he was called "Dr. Strangeglove".

djtestudo · 05-28-2004, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frolichoek
The simplicity and force of A-Rod is a great testament to nicknames. It just carries weight with it, which is what a good nick should do.

Can we please make a request to this post that no "Chris Berman" nicknames be included?

Aww MAN...and just after I saw him giving all of the Flames and Lightning players nicknames the other night

Not even Jarome "He shoots, he scores, he shoots, he scores" Iginla; or Martan St. Louis (Louie, OOOOO-ooooo...)

BonesCPA · 05-28-2004, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by djtestudo
Remember Carlton Fisk was the original Pudge.

I should have my remote control hidden for a week for forgetting that one.

Ace_O_Spades · 05-28-2004, 01:50 PM

Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson

That's just a fucking awesome nickname.

Jevon "The Freak" Kearse... even though hes been a bum since his rookie year.

Spartak · 05-28-2004, 02:53 PM

"Mr. Clutch" - Jerry West.

I think is the coolest.

grumpyolddude · 05-28-2004, 03:22 PM

Dick "Night Train" Lane
"Stormin'" Norman Cash
"Paw Paw" Charlie Maxwell

powerclown · 05-28-2004, 03:49 PM

NBA - Detroit Pistons

Chauncy Billups - Mr. BigShot (Huge 3-point shooter, wins games at the buzzer)
The Defense - Department of Defense (Best Defensive team since '90 Pistons)
Ben Wallace - The Beast (Physique of Atlas, doesn't take a possesion off, all over the court, mad blocker)
Corliss Williamson - Big Nasty (Broke a guys neck in a game once)

Kirilenko's is pretty cool too...

DDDDave · 05-28-2004, 05:44 PM

Bill "The Space Man" Lee - A Red Sox pitcher from the '70's & '80's

matteo101 · 05-28-2004, 07:07 PM

Ide say the most honouring sports name in history is the one of Wayne Gretzky "the great one"

crow_daw · 05-28-2004, 11:36 PM

Sweetness is definitely my favorite sports nickname ever.

I also like Curtis "Cujo" Joseph, even though its pretty simple.

castex · 05-29-2004, 06:29 AM

Martin Offiah, a rugby winger of searing pace, was commonly known as 'Chariots'. You know, Chariots Offiah (cue music).

WarWagon · 05-29-2004, 06:37 AM

Ohio State, Mike Nugent - "The Nuge"
Sounds pretty convincing when you've got 106,000 people yelling "Nuuuuuuuge".

And how could we forget the NBA's own "Mugsy" Bogues.

soccerchamp76 · 05-29-2004, 11:44 AM

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens

Lunchbox7 · 05-29-2004, 01:31 PM

One of my thai boxing instructors fight name was "the diamond". Now that is one cool fight name.

Apart from that I like Joel Garners nickname of "Whispering Death" and Shane Warnes "The Shiek of Tweak".

matteo101 · 05-29-2004, 01:53 PM

Gary "the glove" payton. I like that one.

rockzilla · 05-29-2004, 04:03 PM

Bobby Hull - The Golden Jet
The name suits him well, he was blonde, and one of the fastest skaters and best shooters of his day.
His son, Brett Hull being nicknamed "The Golden Brett" is just shameless and dumb.

Hrothgar · 05-29-2004, 04:48 PM

Green Bay Packer DE: Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila a.k.a. KGB

TheShadow · 05-30-2004, 02:29 PM

Pavel Bure - The Russian Rocket.

It fit him so well... back in the days of the Vancouver Canucks. Now he's just a bum.

yankeefatboy · 05-31-2004, 06:59 AM

My favorites:
The Iron Horse-Lou Gehrig
Stick-Gene Micheal
The Mick, The Babe, Yogi
OK so I'm a Homer!!!

00111000 · 05-31-2004, 01:32 PM

One of my favorite defensemen ever, Jeff Beukeboom. Whenever he had the puck the whole garden would yell "BEEUUUKEEE!!" Which, to the untrained ear sounded like booooo...

jasonresno · 05-31-2004, 04:54 PM

KGB
ARod
Mugsy Bogues
The Glove
Dr J
Magic

pointbock69 · 05-31-2004, 08:04 PM

I'm a packer fan, so this is easy, I loved the Gilbert Brown nickname "Gravedigga" He was a great big noseguard, and when he busted through the line and sacked the QB or took down the RB he would get all hyper with his 350lbs and act like he was diggin a grave!!!

Mondak · 05-31-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BonesCPA
I should have my remote control hidden for a week for forgetting that one.

Very funny! we'll let you slide this time.

Mine?

"Diesel" -- John Riggins - he ran like it too - once he got up a full head of steam - watch out!

EDIT: I removed Gehrig, Clemens and Randy Johnson since they were already covered. I wish I was known as the big unit though. . . I do have a friend that a lot of girls call "Tripod"

bundy · 05-31-2004, 09:46 PM

some of you who know about mens tennis would have heard of Mark Philippousis...

well, we call him The Poo...

best sports nickname ever!!!

cameroncrazy822 · 06-01-2004, 07:17 AM

Best: Deion "PRIME TIME" Sanders

Worst: EVERY Shaq nickname

BonesCPA · 06-01-2004, 07:35 AM

More good ones:
The Round Mound of Rebound
Ed "Too Tall" Jones
and although it isn't a nickname - World B. Free (legally changed)

maleficent · 06-01-2004, 08:21 AM

William "the Refridgerator" Perry - aka the Fridge.

Rich "Goose" Gossage

David Wells "Boomer"

Speaking of Boomer - -there's always Boomer Esiason of the Jets..

jay-g · 06-01-2004, 02:57 PM

Reggie "shark teeth" Miller-j/k
Clyde "the glide" Drexler
Stevie Franchise

maleficent · 06-01-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jay-g
Reggie "shark teeth" Miller-j/k

Just reminded me - -
Greg "The Shark" Norman-- Golfer

eyeswimslow · 06-02-2004, 01:28 AM

This hockey player is beyond random and is in the minor leagues now but I have his autograph hanging above my bed, so I guess I need pay homage to this king of mediocrity. 6 years back, the Blues had a guy named Jim Campbell, but his nickname was Soupy. How great is that...

jhk451 · 06-02-2004, 01:35 AM

Some good ones...

Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes. His jumpshot was awkward / smooooov.

KG = Da Kid. Thought that was cute.

Vince Carter = Vinsanity

Worst? Bryant "Big Country" Reeves. What the hell does that even mean? And what the hell happened to him?

God of Thunder · 06-02-2004, 03:10 AM

Around these parts Redwings captain Steve Yzerman is simply known as "The Captain"

Jadedfox · 06-02-2004, 04:58 AM

Best: Sweetness....nuff said

--jaded

monkeydriven · 06-02-2004, 05:59 AM

BEST!

Prime-Time...Prime-Time...Prime-Time.

Hanxter · 06-02-2004, 06:47 AM

around these parts we refer to the above jerk as "the poodle"

Bernie "Boom Boom" Geoffrion - shoot BOOM - score BOOM

go to a bar around these parts and order a Larry Bird - you'll get a Rolling Rock - green and 33

Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds cuz he cut a jeep in half following a loss to mississippi

"Deacon" Jones - claaaaasic

Ted "Mad Stork" Hendricks

Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch

last and certainly not least...

William "The Refrigerator" Perry

perripken · 06-03-2004, 05:20 AM

Dominic "The Dominator" Hasek ( although not so much anymore)

BonesCPA · 06-03-2004, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hanxter
Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds cuz he cut a jeep in half following a loss to mississippi

And that was probably without steroids.

Pistol Pete Maravich
The Minister of Defense - Reggie White
Sparky Anderson

05-28-2004, 11:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	Player Nicknames - best and worst Ok, I just read a little bit on the board regarding Andrei Kirilenko's nickname: AK47 - and I agree that this is one of the better nicknames in the game because his initials are AK, he wears #47 and he is from Russia. If only he were a better shooter... So I got to thinking, what other nicknames are out there that are either really good or really bad? Don't just LIST them off, ok? Tell us why. Two nicknames of former Clippers that I picked up from Ralph Lawler's commentary are fairly amusing to me. Eric Piatkowski is The Polish Rifle. It's a rather good nickname considering he's a dead eye shooter and his name is obviously polish. Darius Miles is Sky Miles. This is so bad, I laugh right after I call him it. This of course takes a page from when he and Quentin Richardson were the best pair in the league for alley-oops. Likening it to a frequent flyer program just magnetizes the palm to the forehead. __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

05-28-2004, 11:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	Great nicknames just happen, they can't be thought out (and you can't give them to yourself). I also think that the nicknames from the past ring clearer than some of the current ones, because the ones you remember are generally from good athletes. Allen "The Answer" Iverson will never reach the level of George "The Iceman" Gervin. Some of my alltime favorites: Sweetness - Walter Payton Chocolate Thunder - Daryl Dawkins (76ers) Dr. J - Julius Erving Magic - Earvin Johnson The Snake - Ken Stabler (he came before Jake) Pudge - Ivan Rodriguez Of the list could go on forever. __________________ Back into hibernation.

05-28-2004, 12:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
frolichoek Tilted	The simplicity and force of A-Rod is a great testament to nicknames. It just carries weight with it, which is what a good nick should do. Can we please make a request to this post that no "Chris Berman" nicknames be included? __________________ Count me in, bra.

05-28-2004, 12:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
djtestudo Baltimoron Location: Beeeeeautiful Bel Air, MD	Remember Carlton Fisk was the original Pudge. My favorite is a former Orioles pitcher named Don Stanhouse; actually two favorites. He was an eccentric pitcher, so he was known as "Stan the Man Unusual". Also, he had a tendency to go to full counts and walk the bases loaded before getting out of a jam. Earl Weaver called him "Full Pack", because that's what he'd smoke in the dugout tunnel since he couldn't bear to watch him pitch. Another one was Dick Stuart, a firstbaseman who was such a bad fielder he was called "Dr. Strangeglove". __________________ "Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen." --Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun

05-28-2004, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson That's just a fucking awesome nickname. Jevon "The Freak" Kearse... even though hes been a bum since his rookie year. __________________ Feh.

05-28-2004, 02:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Spartak Bang bang Location: New Zealand	"Mr. Clutch" - Jerry West. I think is the coolest. __________________ I can read your mind... looking at you... I can read your mind...

05-28-2004, 03:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Dick "Night Train" Lane "Stormin'" Norman Cash "Paw Paw" Charlie Maxwell __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

05-28-2004, 03:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
powerclown Junkie Location: Detroit, MI	NBA - Detroit Pistons Chauncy Billups - Mr. BigShot (Huge 3-point shooter, wins games at the buzzer) The Defense - Department of Defense (Best Defensive team since '90 Pistons) Ben Wallace - The Beast (Physique of Atlas, doesn't take a possesion off, all over the court, mad blocker) Corliss Williamson - Big Nasty (Broke a guys neck in a game once) Kirilenko's is pretty cool too... Last edited by powerclown; 05-28-2004 at 03:53 PM..

05-28-2004, 05:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
DDDDave Addict Location: Sarasota	Bill "The Space Man" Lee - A Red Sox pitcher from the '70's & '80's __________________ I am just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe... "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined." - Thoreau "Nothing great was ever accomplished without enthusiasm" - Emerson

05-28-2004, 07:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
matteo101 In transition Location: north, no south abit, over to the right, getting warmer...there!	Ide say the most honouring sports name in history is the one of Wayne Gretzky "the great one"

05-28-2004, 11:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Sweetness is definitely my favorite sports nickname ever. I also like Curtis "Cujo" Joseph, even though its pretty simple. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

05-29-2004, 06:29 AM	#14 (permalink)
castex Psycho Location: france	Martin Offiah, a rugby winger of searing pace, was commonly known as 'Chariots'. You know, Chariots Offiah (cue music).

05-29-2004, 06:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Ohio State, Mike Nugent - "The Nuge" Sounds pretty convincing when you've got 106,000 people yelling "Nuuuuuuuge". And how could we forget the NBA's own "Mugsy" Bogues.

05-29-2004, 11:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Roger "The Rocket" Clemens __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

05-29-2004, 01:31 PM	#17 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	One of my thai boxing instructors fight name was "the diamond". Now that is one cool fight name. Apart from that I like Joel Garners nickname of "Whispering Death" and Shane Warnes "The Shiek of Tweak".

05-29-2004, 01:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
matteo101 In transition Location: north, no south abit, over to the right, getting warmer...there!	Gary "the glove" payton. I like that one.

05-29-2004, 04:03 PM	#19 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Bobby Hull - The Golden Jet The name suits him well, he was blonde, and one of the fastest skaters and best shooters of his day. His son, Brett Hull being nicknamed "The Golden Brett" is just shameless and dumb.

05-29-2004, 04:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
Hrothgar He's My Girl Location: The Champagne Douche	Green Bay Packer DE: Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila a.k.a. KGB __________________ The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.

05-30-2004, 02:29 PM	#21 (permalink)
TheShadow Crazy Location: Vancouver, Canada	Pavel Bure - The Russian Rocket. It fit him so well... back in the days of the Vancouver Canucks. Now he's just a bum. __________________ You know that song that goes like...

05-31-2004, 06:59 AM	#22 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	My favorites: The Iron Horse-Lou Gehrig Stick-Gene Micheal The Mick, The Babe, Yogi OK so I'm a Homer!!!

05-31-2004, 01:32 PM	#23 (permalink)
00111000 Psycho Location: Mostly standing in a blue semi-circle	One of my favorite defensemen ever, Jeff Beukeboom. Whenever he had the puck the whole garden would yell "BEEUUUKEEE!!" Which, to the untrained ear sounded like booooo... __________________ - And so he says, 'I don't like the cut of your jib.' And I go I says, IT'S THE ONLY JIB I GOT, BABY! -

05-31-2004, 04:54 PM	#24 (permalink)
jasonresno Banned	KGB ARod Mugsy Bogues The Glove Dr J Magic

05-31-2004, 08:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
pointbock69 Registered User Location: Dallas, TX	I'm a packer fan, so this is easy, I loved the Gilbert Brown nickname "Gravedigga" He was a great big noseguard, and when he busted through the line and sacked the QB or took down the RB he would get all hyper with his 350lbs and act like he was diggin a grave!!!

05-31-2004, 09:46 PM	#27 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	some of you who know about mens tennis would have heard of Mark Philippousis... well, we call him The Poo... best sports nickname ever!!! __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-01-2004, 07:17 AM	#28 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Best: Deion "PRIME TIME" Sanders Worst: EVERY Shaq nickname

06-01-2004, 07:35 AM	#29 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	More good ones: The Round Mound of Rebound Ed "Too Tall" Jones and although it isn't a nickname - World B. Free (legally changed) __________________ Back into hibernation.

06-01-2004, 08:21 AM	#30 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	William "the Refridgerator" Perry - aka the Fridge. Rich "Goose" Gossage David Wells "Boomer" Speaking of Boomer - -there's always Boomer Esiason of the Jets.. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-01-2004, 02:57 PM	#31 (permalink)
jay-g Addict	Reggie "shark teeth" Miller-j/k Clyde "the glide" Drexler Stevie Franchise

06-02-2004, 01:28 AM	#33 (permalink)
eyeswimslow Upright	This hockey player is beyond random and is in the minor leagues now but I have his autograph hanging above my bed, so I guess I need pay homage to this king of mediocrity. 6 years back, the Blues had a guy named Jim Campbell, but his nickname was Soupy. How great is that...

06-02-2004, 01:35 AM	#34 (permalink)
jhk451 Upright	Some good ones... Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes. His jumpshot was awkward / smooooov. KG = Da Kid. Thought that was cute. Vince Carter = Vinsanity Worst? Bryant "Big Country" Reeves. What the hell does that even mean? And what the hell happened to him?

06-02-2004, 03:10 AM	#35 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Around these parts Redwings captain Steve Yzerman is simply known as "The Captain" __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

06-02-2004, 04:58 AM	#36 (permalink)
Jadedfox Egocentric Location: World of Warcraft	Best: Sweetness....nuff said --jaded __________________ There is no fucking you, there is only me.

06-02-2004, 05:59 AM	#37 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	BEST! Prime-Time...Prime-Time...Prime-Time. __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

06-02-2004, 06:47 AM	#38 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	around these parts we refer to the above jerk as "the poodle" Bernie "Boom Boom" Geoffrion - shoot *BOOM* - score BOOM go to a bar around these parts and order a Larry Bird - you'll get a Rolling Rock - green and 33 Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds cuz he cut a jeep in half following a loss to mississippi "Deacon" Jones - claaaaasic Ted "Mad Stork" Hendricks Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch last and certainly not least... William "The Refrigerator" Perry Last edited by Hanxter; 06-02-2004 at 07:01 AM..

06-03-2004, 05:20 AM	#39 (permalink)
perripken Now a registered fossil Location: Home of the shrinking Kodak	Dominic "The Dominator" Hasek ( although not so much anymore) __________________ And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln